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jubilationtcornpone

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  • Texas Begins Removing Rio Grande Island Officials Say Is Used to Hide and Smuggle Migrants into U.S.

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  • The state of Texas is being used to hide and smuggle migrants into the US and I hereby call on the Trump administration to secure our border by removing Texas.

  • Iran Faces US Wrath, But 5,000 Sailors On USS Ford Face 650 Failing Toilets

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  • Gleefully send them off to a pointless war and then tell them we can't afford to take care of them. The Republican way.

  • Trump threatens ‘bad things will happen’ to Iran ... in Board of Peace speech

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  • We have to make a meaningful deal, otherwise bad things happen,” Trump said, adding that Iran “cannot have a nuclear weapon” and stressing that military action could come “over the next, probably 10 days” in the absence of an agreement.

    We had a deal with Iran which they were keeping up their end of. Until the moron in chief tore it up and threw it in their face.

  • Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memes

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  • Rock salt is great for dispersing ice from streets and sidewalks.

  • Grumpy Trump Sues Poll Because His Popularity Is Plummeting

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  • On one hand, I'm genuinely curious to see how the JP Morgan suit pans out. They have vast financial resources, an army of lawyers, and unlike some of the other defendents in Trump's recent lawsuits, a potentially dangerous precedent to be set by settling.

    On the other hand, they're both scum and they deserve each other.

  • Anger as suspect in $100M jewelry heist said to be biggest in US history avoids standing trial – because ICE deported him

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  • Probably called the feds on himself.

  • Anger as suspect in $100M jewelry heist said to be biggest in US history avoids standing trial – because ICE deported him

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  • The officials said Flores appeared at an immigration hearing on December 16, where he represented himself, and admitted to the allegations against him then requested voluntary departure.

    If a bunch of morons offer you a get out of jail free card and a one way ticket to freedomville, you take it.

    The prosecutors added they “remain eager to prosecute defendant for his crimes and vindicate his victims” if he returns to the country.

    That dude won the jackpot, cashed in his chips, walked out the front door, and he is never coming back.

    This whole story couldn't be more ridiculous if it were a Looney Toon's episode.

  • Sanders tells Oz it’s not ‘cool’ that robots performing ultrasounds in Alabama

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  • due to Alabama experiencing a massive shortage of OB?GYNs.

    Turns out doctors don't want to practice where they're not wanted. Who could possibly have seen that coming?

  • Greatest Generational Talent

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  • Yeah... Adonis... Buddy... You should actually read those Bible stories you're citing.

    Moses: Banned from entering the "promised land" as punishment for demonstrating a lack of faith in God.

    David: Has an affair with Bathsheba. She gets pregnant. He has her husband assassinated in an attempt to cover it up. God sends the prophet Nathan to tell David that life from then on will be a Game of Thrones level clusterfuck and boy was it ever.

    Paul: Religious nut. God appears to him in a very "shit your pants" kind of scene to ask Paul, "Why are you persecuting me?" After getting a change of underwear, he gets told to go spread the news of Jesus to a [probably] very skeptical audience, considering his reputation for torturing and murdering Christians. Gets shipwrecked, imprisoned, and eventually [presumably] executed by the Roman Empire.

    You know what those three guys have in common? They all fucked up. Some worse than others. And they all faced harsh consequences for their moral failings. So, if you're looking for corelaries between Trump and those guys, maybe the most glaring one is that we haven't even gotten to the good part yet. The part where he is held accountable for his misdeeds.

  • A beaver licence...

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  • Trump Administration Live Updates: President Heaps Praise on Mamdani and New York’s Future

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  • The guy literally only remembers the last conversation he had.

  • New US rules say countries with diversity policies are infringing human rights

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  • Every photo of him that I've seen lately looks like a man who sold his sold his soul to the devil without reading the fine print first. Not that he had much of a soul to begin with. Sorry "little Marco." Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  • Beer eases loneliness, tackles mental health epidemic, claims Heineken’s CEO

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  • Woman's Sonogram Images Have 'Uncanny' Resemblance to Dog

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  • Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says ‘millions of people’ will be living in space by 2045—and robots will commute on our behalf to the moon

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  • We don't need to live in space. Space is not naturally habitable by humans. We just need to stop fucking up the one planet that is.

  • ISPs created so many fees that FCC will kill requirement to list them all

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  • I wonder if this is part of the reason why Cox stopped listing their small business plans and prices online.

    And then there's the "promotional discount" that expires after a year or two, requiring you to call back in and threaten to cancel your service before they'll give you back the same price you were already paying. It helps if you actually have other ISP options.

    I also think you should not be allowed to abandon your copper infrastructure without offering a replacement. AT&T refuses to offer new DSL service even if they have an old POTS line connected to your house because "we don't do DSL anymore" but I guarantee they would have a problem with it if I ripped their pedistal out of my front yard.

  • White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump

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  • How dare you! President Trump has ended over seven thousand wars since the beginning of his second term. He also single handedly eliminated human trafficking, poverty, all illnesses, and climate change (which is still a liberal hoax). If that were not enough, our dear leader sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos which the low energy avengers were too weak to do. He then raised himself from the dead, ascending like a Phoenix from the ashes and returning to grace us with his wonderful benevolence for the rest of our days.

    Praise be.

  • Macrons to offer 'scientific' court evidence to prove Brigitte is a woman, lawyer says

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  • Ms Owens' lawyers have responded to the Macrons' lawsuit with a motion to dismiss, arguing that the case should not have been filed in Delaware, as she says it does not relate to her businesses, which are incorporated in the state. They claim forcing her to defend the case in Delaware would cause "substantial financial and operational hardship".

    It definitely relates to her businesses since her business is primarily manufacturing and spreading bullshit.

  • Firefighters tackling wildfire in US arrested by immigration agents

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  • Hope he likes expensive homeowners premiums. That's what you get without a good local fire department.

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    Man who advised OK Gov. Stitt deported to Guatemala

    kfor.com /news/local/man-who-advised-ok-gov-stitt-deported-to-guatemala
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    Some Arab Americans who voted for Trump are concerned about his picks for key positions

    apnews.com /article/arab-americans-trump-cabinet-israel-677003f64d0a255a0f6f95c3a2a1b9db