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  • Air travel is considered to be among the safest methods of travel.

    .....but thats only because historically we only let experts operate those vehicles. You thought it was bad to drink and drive? Wait until uncle Randy has 250 hours logged to get a liscense, and he drinks and flies!

  • Huh.......I'm trying to think of what legal defense you could give to PROVE you didn't want to be set on fire.

    I can't think of one. What do you say that proves it? Which means I get how that headline happened, but also.....how did THAT headline happen???

  • Pretend? Hmmmm. I guess we should pretend. If Epstein were still around with a 14 year old girl, we wouldn't be pretending.

    But I'd rather just pretend that he isn't wearing pants.

  • Look at society over the past 100 years. At what point have we been considered NOT a massive dumpster fire?

    Now look at squirrels. Squirrels societies aren't in shambles. They got nuts, they run on trees, they're happy. The squirrels are happy.

    I'm not happy. I don't know anyone who's happy. Everyone I know is able to relate to depression memes. Why? Because everyone is depressed. Why? Because society be design is set up with the intended goal for you to be unhappy and easy to manipulate.

    We're approaching the new dawn, where people being nothing more than pay pigs for the rich is coming to a close. Which means, soon they won't need us....at all.

    When that happens, it will be a slow gradual shift. But the shift will be to shove more people into poverty, less access to medical services, or government medical assistence. In short, they expect you to die.

  • Oh it's not just one country.

    We live in the dumbest timeline.

  • I will donate a jar of piss. I'll piss in a jar. And then figure out a way to transport that.

    What happens with that, and Kirks grave, is beyond what I can control. Do with it as you will.

  • Is that all it costs to buy a person???

    I mean, I'm still appauled it happened. I'm just also shocked it's so cheap.

  • a pedophile carved into Mt Rushmore.

    Wait, I know trump was SAYING he was going to put his face on.....but I never heard news that he DID it!

  • .......I'm not sure I do. I got distracted thinking about what kind of pool bet they had.

  • I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who's rejected by his own people, and can't come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.

    "Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!"

    Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.

  • Something something metric system?

  • Was her name Selina Kyle?

  • No couch would be safe!

  • Gotta stab him in the eye with a running chainsaw to check.

  • starts making signs

  • Obama actually is on Bluesky. I had to check your username to see if maybe he was on Lemmy too.....and with jokes!

  • Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?

  • Conservatives are calling this a win? Really???

    Cracker Barrel: Changes logo.

    Me: Didn't even know this happened months ago. Thats how little I care.

    Conservatives: WE WILL FIGHT FOR A FICTIONAL OLD WHITE MAN'S RIGHT TO EXIST IN A LOGO!!!!

    Me: Still doesn't give a shit.

    Cracker Barrel: Changes logo back.

    Me: Still doesn't give a shit.

    Conservatives: WE WON!!!!

    Me: STILL doesn't give a shit. You're the winner of a game that no one wants to play.