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  • Decade? I'm 42. This has been going on since before my boomer dad was born. Argueably it's been going on since the 1500s, although to be fair that was a different "China". One that barely exists in Taiwan today.

  • Yeah, I'm not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???

    checks job title

    SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES???? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???

    looks at world

    Oh. Right.

  • No no.

    One of my only hopes in life is that Elon Musk gets to achieve his dream of living on Mars.

    I'll still live on Earth, but at least I won't be on the same planet as him anymore.

    Then we can take all the rich assholes, and send em to Mars.

  • More than that actually. There's more than one way to be dumb. Religion isn't the ONLY way.

  • USA!!!

    USA!!!

    USA!!!

  • Actually I was thinking of the Lucky Charms leprochan.

  • Wow. Doing retro trump roasts. Back when the outrage had such less at stake....

  • Well. That certainly is a collection of words, that together are one hell of a headline.

    I still don't understand life.

  • No no. It's all true what you said. It needs to be said literally everywhere.

  • This whole fucking premise is based on stupidity control and power.

    FTFY

    See, if it were based on stupidity, that would imply these measures are based on good faith efforts to solve a real problem.

    What we have here is fabricated issues being "solved" with measures that don't need to make sense. They just need it to give them more power, more control. It doesn't matter if they look "stupid". They aren't acting in good faith to begin with.

  • Nazi.....porn.

    Huh.

    Well, turns out I HAVEN'T seen everything yet. Quite honestly, I'm not even sure how that would work. Is it like nazi guards in uniform, but they're fucking? Are there Jews being murdered here? Is it just guys doing the hitler salute, but not using their arms?

    I guess I just don't understand the core concept.

  • Who says I want to live on EARTH???

    Seems to me Mars is nice and quiet.

  • The year? Oh it's 6363. No. That's not right. It's 1843. No. That's not it.

    ........would you believe it's actually the entire timeline that's fucked? Every year is fucked!

  • Ok.......then we're surrounded by people who fuck up the planet.

    Hey, you DO see that humans, and only humans, have fucked this planet up pretty badly, right?

    Like we're already past the point of no return for climate change. We can't unfuck the planet.

    So why is it hard to believe that the majority of people are huge fuck-ups in life? Including you.

  • Needs a bigger font. I want it seen from space. Like the great wall of china.

  • Well.....on that front, they wouldn't be wrong.

  • The timeline jumped the shark. Reality is too absurd for The Onion to parody.