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Diplomjodler

@ Diplomjodler3 @lemmy.world

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  • Artemis II astronauts are struggling with Microsoft Outlook issues

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  • It seems you have problems with running your multi billion dollar rocket. Would you like me to help you with that?

  • Cat won't stop illegally crossing US border

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  • That cat is clearly a cartel agent!

  • CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court

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  • That's not nice! You should give them back!

  • Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office

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  • That's the only time I'd ever be willing to watch his content.

  • Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office

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  • The whole administration consists of the most vile, revolting and off-putting people, he'll fit right in.

  • Convicted Paedophile Was Chosen as a Parliamentary Candidate by Reform UK - Dorset Eye

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  • Yet.

  • Pastors gather in Oval Office to ‘pray for Donald Trump’ amidst Iran War

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  • Or, you know, drop a few bombs. Seems to be all the rage these days.

  • Barack Obama says aliens ‘are real’, but not in Area 51

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  • Actually, him being a giant alien roach who wears a human skin as a disguise is the most convincing theory for explaining his behaviour.

  • Pentagon says it's cutting ties with 'woke' Harvard, ending military training

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  • You can't expect Secretary Kegseth to understand such high-falutin' concepts.

  • Kamala Harris unveils “Headquarters 67” to mobilize Gen Z through a new digital media hub

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  • Prepare yourself for three more years of this crap until she loses again.

  • Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example

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  • The people perpetrating the end of modernity warn of the end of modernity and blame the people who are trying to prevent said end. Where does narcissism end and where does delusion start?

  • The DOJ Redacted a Photo of the Mona Lisa in the Epstein Files

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  • Just don.t.

    Catchy.

  • Tech Billionaire Forced to Rename Humongous Yacht After Realizing It Spelled Something Horrible Backwards ["Izanami"]

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  • Totally accidental, I'm sure.

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    Brits warned they could be prosecuted if they take bananas that washed up on British beach - after cargo containers carrying thousands fell off ship

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  • Banana stabbings are up 200% in that area.

  • A new ‘solution’ to student homelessness: a parking lot where students can sleep safely in their cars

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  • Won't anybody think of the investors!

  • Panchen Lama says reincarnation must follow Chinese laws, be endorsed by Beijing

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  • Obviously, anyone who doesn't like their people being genocided by the CCP must be a CIA operative.

  • Technology @lemmy.world
    Diplomjodler @lemmy.world

    Pebble maker announces Index 01, a smart-ish ring for under $100

    arstechnica.com /gadgets/2025/12/resurrected-pebble-maker-announces-a-kind-of-smart-ring-for-capturing-audio-notes/

  • Thai woman wakes up in coffin shortly before cremation

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  • It literally says so in the article.

  • Swiss People’s Party sues crossword setter over clue - SWI swissinfo.ch

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  • Does telling the truth count as a defence against libel accusations in Switzerland?

  • This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even Satan

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  • Rules only ever apply to the out-group.

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world
    Diplomjodler @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk says let criminals out of prison and give them a robot stalker instead

    electrek.co /2025/11/06/elon-musk-says-let-criminals-out-of-prison-and-give-them-a-robot-stalker-instead/
  • And Finally... @feddit.uk
    Diplomjodler @lemmy.world

    Oklahoma’s big “TV nudes” scandal was… a Jackie Chan movie on a Samsung streaming service

    arstechnica.com /culture/2025/09/oklahomas-big-tv-nudes-scandal-was-a-jackie-chan-movie-on-a-samsung-streaming-service/