A 24-year-old Frenchman shows up at hospital with a World War I shell lodged in his rectum

Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy’s Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show

Claudia Winkleman model appears on garden fence

Relief after metal bar removed from town’s famous hole

Bristol bench facing a wall under review, says council - BBC News

Chip wreck! Thousands of chips wash ashore near Eastbourne

Spirit animal: Raccoon gets drunk as a skunk in a booze store - and sleeps off hangover in the toilet

Millionaire OAP aristocrat on hunt for bride 20 years younger

Uber Eats robot thrown into bush by two Wee Willy Winkies, a cow and a Pikachu

Actual theft

Man charged with theft after allegedly swallowing Fabergé pendant in jewellery store

‘It’s a good job I took the video or no one would have believed me’

London 2012 Olympics: Sprinter referred to as 'Tyson Homosexual'

Australian murderer sues for right to Vegemite behind bars

On a Clipped Wing, Flamingo Escapes a British Zoo for a Life in France

Armed police handcuff teen after AI mistakes crisp packet for gun in US

Chelmsford tongue-in-cheek signs must end, says Essex Highways

Antisocial swan removed from Stratford-upon-Avon

Cocaine lab found on property of Bolivia's former drug czar

Oklahoma’s big “TV nudes” scandal was… a Jackie Chan movie on a Samsung streaming service