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  • Isn't it always? 🤷🏻

  • Yes! I hereby declare you the second coming of Matt Foley!

  • Bout three fiddy

  • Please tell me that there's a river nearby

  • I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House. And I ended up at a Waffle House

    this was in Georgia

    Being in Georgia, I mean.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    First American Pope Urges Nations To Provide Universal Healthcare

    www.huffpost.com /entry/pope-leo-universal-healthcare_n_69ba7e6de4b09c2b7ebf9331
  • How long until DHS goons who didn't get the memo start abducting and murdering these specific migrant workers? A week? A day? Minutes?

  • Sure, that would make sense, under one condition: not knowing about all actions relating to peace and war of the fascist kakistocracy making the change.

    Occam's razor very much applies here and the simplest explanation is that the administration is a bunch of edgelords who think that even entertaining the idea of peace makes you look weak and unmanly.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump Admin Drops the Olive Branch from U.S. Seal on New Dime Coins, Keeps the Arrows

    people.com /new-dime-coin-design-missing-olive-branch-11925790
  • Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn't stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they'd be fired.

    Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead.

    *read: probably

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump reacts to dead service members by boasting he got a 'great deal' for their lives

    www.rawstory.com /trump-us-deaths-great-deal/
  • The kakistocracy has done it again! A new world record in hypocrisy!

    This one's gonna be REALLY fucking hard to beat 🤦

  • When the wife of President Donald Trump takes her seat in the president’s chair on Monday afternoon, it “will be the first time a first lady, or first gentleman for that matter, has ever presided over a Security Council meeting,” U.N. spokesman Stephane Dujarric told reporters.

    And yes, it's absolute lunacy.

  • Do you ever hang out in gymnasiums?

  • Over, Oveur

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Bible-infused public school curriculum in Texas to correct thousands of errors

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2026/feb/26/texas-public-school-curriculum-corrections
  • Reminder: Donald Trump, who held zero cryptocurrency before becoming president, now has significantly more wealth in crypto than everything else combined.

    If you think any crypto initiative involving him in any way is not a way to make it easier for bad actors to bribe the current infestant of the US' most famous slave-built mansion with zero transparency, I have a mountain chalet in Florida to sell you.

  • 'Roids Fitzgerald Kennedy is genuinely a better name than his real one, though 🤷

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/us-government-grok-nutrition
  • (Your assessment, not his actions)

  • Because hs theater is showing porn? 🤨

  • Mr. Prager

    The evil universe twin of Mr. Rogers

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth tax

    techcrunch.com /2026/02/06/an-ai-startup-founder-says-hes-planning-a-march-for-billionaires-in-protest-of-californias-wealth-tax/
  • Reminds me of this little bit of silliness:

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    FDA Recalls Honey Supplement Due To Erectile Dysfunction Drug Inside

    www.mediaite.com /media/news/fda-recalls-honey-supplement-due-to-erectile-dysfunction-drug/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Israeli strikes kill 12 Palestinians, including children, as Gaza ceasefire inches forward

    apnews.com /article/mideast-wars-gaza-israel-strikes-88fcbfdbe8ea6265fa3765b7a407a5a7
  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Hell yeah!

  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world

    Once beset by pollution, Beijing's skies are clearer than ever thanks to EVs

    electrek.co /2026/01/08/once-beset-by-pollution-beijings-skies-are-clearer-than-ever-thanks-to-evs/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    US | Conservative lawmakers want porn taxes. Critics say they’re unconstitutional.

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2026/01/conservative-lawmakers-want-porn-taxes-critics-say-theyre-unconstitutional/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants

    www.brennancenter.org /our-work/research-reports/ice-wants-go-after-dissenters-well-immigrants
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    ‼️‼️ scam alert‼️‼️

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    You ban aid groups and press when you want no witnesses to your atrocities.

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    We still have debtors prisons

  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Greece, Italy and France ignore ICC warrant as Netanyahu flies through airspace for Trump talks

    www.turkiyetoday.com /region/greece-italy-and-france-ignore-icc-warrant-as-netanyahu-flies-through-airspace-for-tr-3212059
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    The penalty for disagreeing with government policy on Palestine is 14 Years in prison

    www.middleeastmonitor.com /20251227-the-penalty-for-disagreeing-with-government-policy-on-palestine-is-14-years-in-prison/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Despite its denials, the Canadian government is still arming Israel

    thenorthstar.media /2025/12/27/despite-its-denials-the-canadian-government-is-still-arming-israel/