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  • Publish, perish, or podiatrist.

  • What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

    A blob semen can actually be useful!

  • Congrats to LeBron for this blessed event.

  • 🤓 🤭

  • That's the spirit!

  • I've had good luck with fiber + probiotic = happy bottom. (But check with your doctor.)

  • They don't seem to have a working theory yet, they just noticed the historical temps are higher than expected. Exited to see what more research reveals!

  • Gas giant, indeed!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Confirmed: Uranus Really Is Hotter Than It Has Any Right to Be

    www.sciencealert.com /confirmed-uranus-really-is-hotter-than-it-has-any-right-to-be
  • When reached for comment, James Hetfield responded, "YEAH-YEAAAAH, WHOA."

  • Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!

  • Oh shit. There goes the planet!

  • Your brown-eye lid 😜

  • 🤡 We demand to be taken seriously.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Google, Microsoft and Amazon face pressure over data sovereignty - Rest of World

    restofworld.org /2025/big-tech-data-sovereignty/
  • and shove it in your ass,

    I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

  • I've heard most Lords prefer the tradesman's entrance anyway.

  • Oh wait, they were serious?!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Texas Democrats Help Pass Bill Letting Fetuses Count for the HOV Lane

    www.jezebel.com /texas-democrats-help-pass-bill-letting-fetuses-count-for-the-hov-lane
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    JB Pritzker Warns Illinois to Hide Their Pets as Kristi Noem Comes to Town - Jezebel

    www.jezebel.com /jb-pritzker-warns-illinois-to-hide-their-pets-as-kristi-noem-comes-to-town
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Pub sorry it hosted Hitler birthday party

    boingboing.net /2025/05/08/pub-sorry-it-hosted-hitler-birthday-party.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Now There’s a Luigi Mangione Musical Coming to San Francisco in June, and It’s Already Selling Out

    sfist.com /2025/04/30/now-theres-luigi-mangione-musical-coming-to-san-francisco-in-june-and-its-already-selling-out/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Researchers Tattooed Tardigrades. They Promise It Will Be Useful

    gizmodo.com /researchers-tattooed-tardigrades-they-promise-it-will-be-useful-2000593853
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    AI-powered 20 foot robots coming for construction workers' jobs

    www.theregister.com /2025/04/26/aipowered_robots_construction/