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  • Are there people who would be likely to go to Cracker Barrel out there who didn't know about Cracker Barrel already?

  • When you own all three branches of the government, have deported thousands of innocent, disenfranchised people, and you've got civil liberties and democracy on the ropes, but your whole shtick is grievance and vengeance, you get nonsense like this. They need more to things to get mad at to feed the monkey on their back.

  • how stupid

    There's that, and there is also a massive ecosystem of griftfluencers endlessly manufacturing outrage and pumping it straight into millions of anger addicts, every hour of every day, from Fox News at the top, all the way down to Uncle Jeff on Facebook. The need to get high short-circuits intelligence every time.

  • 🎶 When you walk away, you don't hear me say"Please, oh baby, don't mix denims and delicates!" 🎶

  • For once, the misspelling isn't mine 😆

  • Same 😭

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Big Boi Teams With Whirpool for Washer-Dryer That Plays "So Fresh, So Clean"

    consequence.net /2025/08/outkasts-big-boi-whirlpool-washing-machine/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Rhinoceros beetles falling out of favor with Japanese kids (SoraNews24)

    soranews24.com /2025/08/18/rhinoceros-beetles-falling-out-of-favor-with-japanese-kids/
  • World News @lemmy.world

    ICE Adds Random Person to Group Chat, Exposes Details of Manhunt in Real-Time

    archive.ph /GOWN0
  • News @lemmy.world

    'Reprehensible': Disabled Calif. teen, 15, mistakenly detained by Border Patrol

    www.msn.com /en-us/public-safety-and-emergencies/general/reprehensible-disabled-calif-teen-15-mistakenly-detained-by-border-patrol/ar-AA1KpmCk
  • News @lemmy.world

    Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom

    www.nbcnews.com /feature/nbc-out/minnesota-teen-says-server-forced-prove-gender-restaurant-bathroom-rcna224562
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Federal agents in DC assaulted with sandwich, freedom fighter escapes

    boingboing.net /2025/08/11/federal-agents-in-dc-assaulted-with-sandwich-freedom-fighter-escapes.html
  • News @lemmy.world

    www.upi.com /Top_News/US/2025/08/11/Florida-military-veteran-death-penalty-DeSantis/8661754937813/
  • Totally normal name -- if the kid's parents were celebrities.

  • Not beating the "Superman is a cop" accusations.

  • There is a disappointing lack of good fundamentals when it comes to dildo-throwing, honestly.

  • Well, I'm not the best judge of this sort of thing as I am a fucking degenerate.

  • I think they used creep because it implies a kind of sexualized misbehavior, whereas asshole is more of a generalized insult. Like someone who steals your lunch from the work fridge is an asshole, but might not be a creep -- unless they rub their cootch and put it back. Now that's creepy!

  • I think they'd stop the game over something like that. And would be technically... foul.

  • I don't know if we should be throwing dildos at Barbara Streisand either though... 🤔

  • we can start betting on paying a player charging the stands!

  • Yeah, until some Ron Artest-type motherfucker charges the stands.

  • People used to bet on honest contests, like vibrator races. What has happened to our cherished traditions?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Stop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebel

    www.jezebel.com /stop-betting-on-dildos-being-thrown-at-wnba-games-you-fucking-creeps
  • I never made it as a woodsman...

  • Don't worry, there's a backup plan...