Skip Navigation

User banner

Hellfire103

@ hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

Posts
63
Comments
68
Joined
3 yr. ago

just an english enby living through the end times...

Formerly of:

  • Ryan Walters Accidentally Screens Retro Nudie Flick for State School Board Members...

    Jump

  • How the fuck is this NotTheOnion‽‽‽

    How the fuck isn't this The Onion‽‽‽

  • Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto

    Jump

  • Step 3: stop wasting our resources on running a glorified predictive text algorithm.

  • Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto

    Jump

  • I think the point most people are trying to make is that the pollution should not exist in the first place, and also that carbon offsetting doesn't work as advertised.

  • Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto

    Jump

  • No shit

  • Australia's Antisemitism envoy praises Elon Musk's X for using AI to 'root out hate'

    Jump

  • We need to bring either The Day Today or Brass Eye back. Reality-grade satire is not working anymore.

  • The CIA reveals more of its connections to Lee Harvey Oswald

    Jump

  • I thought the CIA always maintained that they had nothing to do with Lee Harvey Oswald or the JFK assassination?

  • Metallica copyright strikes U.S. government

    Jump

  • Ah, sorry. My adblocker blocks those annoyong popups. I had no idea.

  • Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him

    Jump

  • UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

    Jump

  • Trump in wake of Iran attack: ‘Everyone, keep oil prices down’

    Jump

  • Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

    Jump

  • The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.

  • Scientists create 'world's smallest violin'

    Jump

  • Finally, some classic Onion writing...

    ...wait, what do you mean this is real‽

  • FEMA staff baffled after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say | Reuters

    Jump

  • Dafuq?

  • Ted Cruz begs Americans stop being so nasty to Elon Musk

    Jump

  • Eat the rich!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    The New York Times Really Asked Ms. Rachel If She's Paid By Hamas

    defector.com /the-new-york-times-really-asked-ms-rachel-if-shes-paid-by-hamas
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Indian police are trying to ‘read minds' of suspects, over neuroscientists' objections

    www.science.org /content/article/indian-police-are-trying-read-minds-suspects-over-neuroscientists-objections
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Trump latest: US president tells MBS 'you're hotter' after signing huge arms deal with Saudi Arabia

    news.sky.com /story/trump-tariffs-china-middle-east-ukraine-putin-latest-sky-news-live-13209921

  • Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ party

    Jump

  • You don't, and neither do I.

  • Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ party

    Jump

  • I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.

  • Trump Watch @lemm.ee
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Alcatraz: Why does Donald Trump want to reopen the notorious prison - and did anyone ever escape?

    news.sky.com /story/alcatraz-why-does-donald-trump-want-to-reopen-the-notorious-prison-and-did-anyone-ever-escape-13362125

  • Israeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ party

    Jump

  • The world isn't real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.

  • Alex Jones Thinks Trump Has Gone Too Far

    Jump

  • We honestly need a !notnotnottheonion now...

  • Trump plans to sign an executive order requiring commercial truck drivers to speak English.

    Jump

  • US economy crashing again in 3...2...1...

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Doctors urge government to fight poverty after rise in patients with Victorian diseases

    www.theguardian.com /society/2025/apr/03/doctors-urge-government-fight-poverty-victorian-diseases
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Texas Senate passes anti-solar, wind bill

    pv-magazine-usa.com /2025/04/16/texas-senate-passes-anti-solar-wind-bill/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Man who is obsessed with the fire service walks free for arson

    www.chroniclelive.co.uk /news/north-east-news/obsessed-northumberland-man-rang-fire-31428600
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Alarm as Florida Republicans move to fill deported workers’ jobs with children: ‘It’s insane, right?’

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/mar/29/florida-republicans-immigrant-jobs-child-labor
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Musk's xAI buys social media platform X for $45 billion

    www.reuters.com /markets/deals/musks-xai-buys-social-media-platform-x-45-billion-2025-03-28/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    RFK Jr. hires anti-vaccine advocate to study debunked vaccine, autism link

    arstechnica.com /health/2025/03/rfk-jr-hires-anti-vaccine-advocate-to-study-debunked-vaccine-autism-link/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Trump supporter wrongly detained by Ice questions his support for president

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/mar/10/trump-supporter-ice-detained
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Under new bill, Bigfoot could become California’s “official cryptid”

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2025/02/under-new-bill-bigfoot-could-become-californias-official-cryptid/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    OpenAI Furious DeepSeek Might Have Stolen All the Data OpenAI Stole From Us

    www.404media.co /r/840eec93
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Elon Musk makes 23 posts urging King Charles III to overthrow UK government

    www.hindustantimes.com /world-news/us-news/elon-musk-makes-23-posts-urging-king-charles-iii-to-overthrow-uk-government-101735961082874.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Trump is named Time’s Person of the Year and rings the New York Stock Exchange’s opening bell

    apnews.com /article/trump-stock-exchange-time-nyse-bell-ringing-91a59ff0f4ce77c0c6f87e55a38c6c75
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Microsoft releases a new Windows app called Windows App for running Windows apps

    arstechnica.com /gadgets/2024/09/microsoft-releases-a-new-windows-app-called-windows-app-for-running-windows-apps/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    'Real men wear diapers': Trump supporters wear nappies

    news.sky.com /story/donald-trump-supporters-wear-nappies-13129050
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting to bring photo ID

    www.theguardian.com /uk-news/article/2024/may/02/minister-sorry-as-veterans-find-id-card-not-valid-for-english-elections
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

    www.alternet.org /alternet-exclusives/is-jesus-real/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Hellfire103 @lemmy.ca

    K-pop star apologises to angry fans for having a boyfriend

    news.sky.com /story/k-pop-star-karina-apologises-to-angry-fans-after-it-emerges-she-is-in-a-relation-with-actor-lee-jae-wook-13088978