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just an english enby living through the end times...

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  • I know it's a joke site. The Daily Mash published this story as a joke only a day before Trump got pissed off about this in real life.

  • Okay, now it's Nineteen Eighty-Four. With hints of Minority Report, Fahrenheit 451, Brazil, and our old friend Idiocracy, of course.

  • Take your pick:

    Note: These are directed at PinkNews, rather than OP. The point I'm trying to make is that, at least in my opinion, it's ridiculous to report on everything this vaguely humanoid turd says and does when it's as inconsequential as this. "Elon Does Nazi Salute" is newsworthy; "Elon Cancels Netflix Subscription" is not.

    And now, on with the memes...

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Newsmax sues Fox News, saying it illegally controls right-wing TV market : NPR

    www.npr.org /2025/09/03/nx-s1-5527077/newsmax-sues-fox-news
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    4chan and Kiwi Farms Sue the UK Over its Age Verification Law

    www.courtwatch.news /p/4chan-and-kiwi-farms-sue-the-uk-over-its-age-verification-law
  • Sadly not. The Taliban are one of the worst groups to ever exist; but I am, in this case, talking about Reform.

  • I don't understand how an organisation can be so comically evil and still be polling higher than anyone else.

  • Oh.

  • I'm aware

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Privacy‑Preserving Age Verification Falls Apart On Contact With Reality

    www.techdirt.com /2025/08/19/privacy%e2%80%91preserving-age-verification-falls-apart-on-contact-with-reality/
  • Damn, this one's oniony!

  • *skibidi

  • Hooray, I'm fashionable.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Green dildos are raining down on WNBA courts. Why? Crypto memecoins, of course.

    arstechnica.com /culture/2025/08/green-dildos-are-raining-down-on-wnba-courts-why-crypto-memecoins-of-course/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Hiker triggers rescue after singing Nickelback in the woods - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/hiker-triggers-rescue-after-singing-nickelback-in-the-woods-3233513/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Construction workers find radioactive wasp nest at former nuclear bomb factory - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/construction-workers-find-radioactive-wasp-nest-at-former-nuclear-bomb-factory-3233222/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kemi Badenoch says she no longer identifies as Nigerian

    news.sky.com /story/kemi-badenoch-says-she-no-longer-identifies-as-nigerian-13405449
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    World's oldest baby is born in the United States

    news.sky.com /story/record-breaking-baby-born-from-oldest-ever-embryo-13404622
  • Oh, fuck. I really went onion-free with this one.

  • Yep! I have heard that the Romans had big feet, though.

  • Potayto Potahto

  • I hope the Satanic Temple can have some fun with this.

  • 11.8 inches is about a foot.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams

    www.motor1.com /news/766631/mercedes-microsoft-teams-integration-technology/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Recession Indicator? Queer People Are Drinking Dairy Milk Again

    www.them.us /story/queer-coffee-drinkers-baristas-dairy-milk-comeback
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Microsoft buys over $1B worth of poop to counter pollution caused by AI - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/microsoft-buys-over-1b-worth-of-poop-to-counter-pollution-caused-by-ai-3228688/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Roblox CEO wants adults to use platform as a dating service - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /roblox/roblox-ceo-wants-adults-to-use-platform-as-a-dating-service-3226769/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Children investigated over Russian and Iranian plots against UK, says police chief

    www.theguardian.com /uk-news/2025/jul/15/children-arrested-in-investigation-of-russian-and-iranian-plots-against-uk-say-police
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    The CIA reveals more of its connections to Lee Harvey Oswald

    www.washingtonpost.com /national-security/2025/07/14/cia-oswald-jfk-assassination-joannides/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Experiment finds yoghurt can lower house temperature

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cg4rg3nqq7go
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Metallica copyright strikes U.S. government

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/metallica-copyright-strikes-u-s-government-after-pentagon-used-their-song-for-training-3225860/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    Xbox producer suggests laid-off staff use AI to deal with emotions

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/ckglzxy389zo
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    An official US Government account posted this

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Police searching for ‘Scooby-Doo’ after store robbery mystery - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/police-searching-for-scooby-doo-after-store-robbery-mystery-3220935/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Fake dentist arrested after Googling how to do a root canal - Dexerto

    www.dexerto.com /entertainment/fake-dentist-arrested-after-googling-how-to-do-a-root-canal-3217757/