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Born to Squint, Forced to See ⚜️

  • Google AI recently told me that caimans protect cappybaras so that they can eat their feces.

    I would not want it responsible for my root canal

  • I did, I never said I didnt sign up for it. And it pays to have to deal with it, however I did highlight why and how its arduous to do

    People in the military also signed up for that, its not like we draft people anymore

  • Are you talking about Hetero Fest or the Republican National Convention?

  • Extreme high end customer service. Basically our uniform standards are not far off of military standards

  • Im a little bit mixed and having to be clean shaven is hell. The company I work for we can either have a beard or be clean shaven, but nothing inbetween. I cant grow a real beard, so I have to shave every day right before work. But I get ingrown hair like crazy from the shaving, so then I have to grow out my facial hair on the weekend just so I can properly pluck anything gone bad. At this point I just preemptively pluck most everything on my upper neck

    Idk how my neck looking like a warzone of razorbumps and irritated areas from removed ingrown hairs is better than me having light scruff, but I dont make the rules

  • I got a cabin out in Shenandoah one time by Luray, and all the bugs out there are frickin massive.

    I’m outside making bbq, having a mikes hard lemonade of some kind. Grab my bottle, take a swig, and suddenly I have what feels like a wet piece of carpet halfway in my mouth.

    So I pull the bottle away from my face and lo and behold the most massive hornet I have ever seen in my life plops down and hits the ground. Like at least two and a half inches long. Little guy was drunk as all hell after taking a swim and thankfully didnt sting me when I had his ass in my mouth

  • Its not a “boomer” issue. Its a rich vs poor issue. The most common age group of people buying up tons of property in order to make it short term rentals are 30-40. Maybe 50. But certainly not over 50.

    The short term rentals are especially evil because they take good starter housing stock off the market, reduce long term rental availability, and basically strangle every local economy that they exist in.

    Apartments and normal long term rentals are largely owned by corporations at this point also. Not by boomers. Few people rent from an actual person anymore, unless its an airbnb

  • Good on them abandoning the dreadful culinary influence of the Brits. A culture so captivated by spices, but one that never thought to get high on their own supply. No no, just keep boiling things

  • Everywhere Ive worked allergy related requests are not that common. Either way though, its literally the letter of the law that every food service place do it. Cross contamination prevention, especially for an allergy, is just basic food service 101. Its a bit frightening that you say youve never seen it anywhere

  • People who specifically requested their food be made without the thing they are allergic to?

    Food allergies are something supposed to be taken extremely seriously in public food service. Second to general sanitation, its the whole point of why we have strict regulations about making and serving food.

    From the minute the guy ordered w no onions and told them it was an allergy, his entire order should have been made and handled with fresh equipment that had been nowhere near any onions. Its not something that is ever supposed to be easily missable. Otherwise someone could end up in the hospital, like this dude

  • In images shared on social media, Kennedy can be seen getting fully underwater, including his head, and then splashing around with several of his grandchildren. Kennedy, who does not have any background in medicine or science, was a long-time anti-vaccine advocate before President Trump appointed him to be health secretary. In a 2021 book, Kennedy indicated that he does not believe in germ theory, the fundamental concept that microscopic pathogens, such as those abundant in sewage, are the cause of disease.

    Prions have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

  • It was quite an artistic choice to make the female secret service agent look like she is cowering in fear rather than the reality that she was trying to tackle/take a bullet for the dumbass target who wouldnt stay down.

    Then by comparison you have the male agent who looks like hes at the beach and not even concerned about gunfire at all. Its actually impressive how much misogyny is dripping out of this statue

    Not to mention we all know Trump was not anywhere close to the tallest of the people on that stage

  • Street drugs are getting weirder and weirder

  • Florida and Ohio are basically the same thing. Insufferably boring hyper-conservative states with mid cities that are only redeemed by their amusement parks and Lebron James.

    It makes sense they would produce similar types of crazy

  • The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”

  • Idk if people are joking, but the carrier was taking fire, made a hard turn, and the jet was under tow at that moment. Since it wasnt secured it went over, thankfully not taking anybody with it

  • Their students may not be the brightest, but they are renowned for their tenacity