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Born to Squint, Forced to See ⚜️

  • Port was right there in the name

  • The Jaws of Life versus Ultra Chin, the nepo baby battle no one was clamoring for.

    We’ll sell you the whole seat, but youre not even gonna need the edge

  • If you leave clothes sitting in a washing machine for more than a few hours they will start to mildew and smell terrible. Then you end up having to rewash everything. Or smell like mildew I guess, if thats your thing

  • Why would she want an extra filthy coffee?

  • If they told you, they would have to kill you

  • Do you really want to be operated on by someone who has an unyielding boner when youre lying there cut open on the table? If anything should be a boner killer I would think thats it

  • Do I look like the kind of guy that would use a bad apiarist?

  • Say what you will, but that is some serious commitment

  • One of many reasons why we have VP Vance instead of VP Graham

  • Imagine being the person who has to inscribe a medal of freedom to “big balls”

  • In what universe is an interim director allowed to actually steer the agency to this extent? Isnt his job supposed to largely be a procedural formality?

  • Nickelback and a cry for help are very different of course. One of them is series of horrendous guttural noises that are deeply upsetting to the human psyche…

    And the other one is a cry for help

  • That is a size 13 US which is a relatively common shoe size among men with big feet. Looking at the photo I could tell it was about the size of my shoes.

    A mens shoe isnt really particularly large until you get to the limited sizes, like 14 or 15, where dudes have like two shoe options to choose from at any given shoe store. Pretty much every mens shoe is made in sizes up to a 13 consistently

  • True if big

  • The Washington Didnt Kill Himselfs

  • Mr. Japannibal Lector

  • These machines are capable of running high-demand games in the sense that a program crashing presupposes that the program loaded to some extent in the first place

  • Any given Tuesday these days makes NASA building a human style house underwater for a dolphin and trying to talk to it while tripping balls on LSD seem sane and reasonable