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  • When I was still on reddit, I would occasionally come across a comment I liked.

    It could be something as simple as "The (local sports team) is going to (do something sports related) this year!"

    And I, without context, would reply "Please have babies."

    Sometimes massive upvotes. Sometimes massive downvotes.

    NEVER made any sense. And thats fine.

  • sigh

  • Many babies turtle love! Me? Seaworld, see world.

    Asparagus!

  • Well.....maybe she made him a party favor? Tied him to the bed, and put a blinding hood on him, then injected liquid viagra into his veins every 4 hours, and invited the whole neighborhood over to pass him around. With him never even knowing who he had sex with, and who fucked him in the ass....

    See? She made him a favor!

    What? It's already been established that the ex IS crazy. Loraina Bobbitt did far worse, and she wasn't even crazy...kinda justified actually.

  • Morons? Or right wing puppets?

  • I honestly don't know if the absurdity in your message is absurdist humor, or absurdist factual reality.

    Life isn't fun when you're living in the world of an article from The Onion.

  • We live in the dumbest timeline.

  • To be fair, Barbie is a domestic terrorist. You should see what she did to Kens balls.

  • Well, I read it as just a description of Fred Durst in the late 90s/Early 00's.

    He's rollin rollin rollin rollin, and if his day keeps goin' this way, he's gonna break something tonight!

  • Ehhhh, just hit the gym! You'll get stronger.

  • I'm 41.

  • For a moment I thought you were headed inthe direction of LGBTQ rebranding "All Lives Matter".

    Like some hateful biggot is chanting "DOWN WITH QUEERS" and then the Pride Parade marches in, and starts supporting them. And the hate parade tries to resist, and then the Pride people start saying they love everybody, and ALL lives matter. And then the hateful side says "WAIT! NO! THATS OURS, AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT!" And then the Pride people say "Too late! We've rebranded it now! We love you, baby!" And the hateful people are just confused like "what.....what just happened??"

  • I'm hetero, but I'm also happily child free.

    But also I wouldn't attend this event. If people want to be gay, be gay. If people want to be christian, be christian. If people want to be a dinosaur, be a dinosaur.

    I don't give a fuck what other people do. As long as they're respectful to everybody, and don't hurt anybody, that's cool. You be you.

    Except for Andy Dick, whose last name is apt.

  • That should be on a flyer, but it should have an attention grabbing shape. Like maybe a bicept.

  • I'm not sure I agree that breasts aren't inherently sexual, but as a pervert I'm not going to argue against people making the case that it's ok to show them in public. Whip 'em out, ladies!

  • who’s going to serve the middle and the bottom income levels?

    And laughter ensued from the 1%

  • the tow truck thingy

    Ah yes, the technical term.

  • Well, no. Not an unmonitored room. I want cameras in that room, and to stream it in ppv.

    Also, the parents are allowed to bring non-gun weapons into the room.

    I'd make popcorn!

  • Well, he's a self described incel. I don't think anyone is blowing him.