Because that firehose is now president. No matter what the president says, it's relevant, BECAUSE he's president. The founding fathers just never anticipated THIS EXACT scenario.
When I was a kid, there was a black and white magazine sold in stores that had articles about bigfoot, and elvis being alive, and all this other absurd bullshit. I knew it was all fake, but thats why I loved it. It was absurdism for the sake of unintentional comedy.
Argentina's president looks like if Robin Williams were on SNL and played a generic background political figure. With a wig, which sole purpose is to be a laughably bad wig.
This guy looks like a parody of himself. Which is INSANELY hard to pull off. Even moreso because 100 people polled on the street, and 0 of them would accurately be able to identify him, but all 100 would agree it's a parody.
They tried teasing him and that didn’t do anything
"HEY FLORIDA MAN! NEE NEER NEE NEER NEEEEEE NEEEERRRR!!! YOU GOT A SMALL WEEEEEIIIIINNNNEEERRRRRR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!........well that didn't work...SHOOT HIM!!!"
Not that I'm calling you a liar, but what's your source on this? I'd never heard this before, and now you're the second person to reply with this claim. Clearly I missed the story. Is this recent?
.......is it weird that I would be disappointed if the only thing trump is hiding is a pee tape?
Like, thats not so bad, right? If he's getting pee'd on, what's the harm? I assume everybody would have to be consenting, just by the nature of it happening.
Theres no corruption. Nobody being hurt. Nothing illegal.
Don't get me wrong. I don't WANT people to be hurt, or corruption from trump. I just EXPECT people to be hurt, and corruption from trump.
If all he's hiding is a pee tape, I think I'd just shrug, and wonder why he felt the need to kowtow to a foreign dictator, and hand over his balls to protect the public from THAT.
Then again, I'm pretty fetish accepting. If it's consenting adults, and nobody gets hurt? Hey, you do you man. I don't need to "get" it. It's not my life.
I don't know if I like soup. The only soup I ever had was cambells, and it was awful. But then everybody tells me that cambells is the bottom of the barrel scum of the soup world.
Because that firehose is now president. No matter what the president says, it's relevant, BECAUSE he's president. The founding fathers just never anticipated THIS EXACT scenario.