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  • I bet the Eurasians are the ones spreading the lies. There's a reason we have always been at war with them.

  • The living space features three bedrooms and 3 1/2 baths and a detached guest house.

    Price sounds about normal for San Francisco Bay. The more interesting question is why it has half a bath.

  • I am entirely in favour of Mark Zuckerberg holding the bag when "AI" finally implodes.

  • Unless you live in Waterford, the song is accurate.

  • Bikes aren't allowed on motorways, and if you sneak past the checkpoints you have a good chance of dying.

  • I live in Tipperary. A while ago I had an interview for a job in Louth, and one of the interviewers asked me if I would be driving the breadth of the country every weekday; her tone of voice and body language suggested this was a perfectly reasonable thing to do, and more plausible than moving house.

    I answered no, I'd move, because people who drive across multiple counties 10 times a week are lunatics. Turned out one of the other interviewers was a lunatic.

  • I'm sorry, I thought this was Cards Against Humanity.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump‘s ‘Board of Peace‘ Considers Stablecoin for Gaza Efforts: FT

  • They're not all shagging at the same time

  • Probably Obama, like most people, figures there's life on another planet somewhere in the universe, but that tge aliens haven't visited Earth.

  • And those people have higher than average testosterone, so they're hornier. Apparently Olympic Village is a small orgy, hence all the condoms.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

    www.independent.co.uk /sport/olympics/winter-olympics/winter-olympics-free-condoms-valentines-b2920445.html
  • Fascism is a radically conservative ideology obsessed with promotion of (what the fascist sees as) traditional values and behaviours. That includes cisheteronormativity, as queerness isn't traditional anywhere.

  • The ultimate goal is for Amazon Retail to become infrastructure. Bezos and his minions don't want people to think of Amazon Retail as a shop; they want people to think of Amazon Retail as The Thing You Use To Buy Physical Things On The Internet. As Steam is to PC games, so Amazon want to be to physical things.

  • Cannibal?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI Representatives Are Going to Critics' Houses With Threats and Demands

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/openai-critics-houses
  • I am also in favour of hippie chicks using Linux.

    And also hippie dudes, to be clear. And hippie whatever the non binary version of dudes is.

  • Boss:Ugh, fine, are we talking tropical, sidereal, or anomalistic years?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Dev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamic

    www.tomshardware.com /software/linux/dev-creates-astrology-powered-cpu-scheduler-for-linux-makes-decisions-based-on-planetary-positions-and-zodiac-signs-sched-ext-framework-informed-by-lunar-phases-cosmic-weather-reports-and-dynamic-time-slicing
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    TD could not propose congestion motion as he was stuck in traffic

    www.rte.ie /news/politics/2026/0121/1554356-m50-traffic-labour/
  • And since they use ActivityPub, they make up one big meta-site!

  • I can definitely understand why he was driven to do this. Fire is much faster, more thorough, and has much less risk of ingesting toxic substances, but can easily get out of control and damage real art or people's health. Teeth are the better tools here.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kuwait revokes citizenship of its serving ambassador to London

    www.newarab.com /news/kuwait-revokes-citizenship-its-serving-ambassador-london
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Teens held as Dutch police probe death after snowball row

    www.rte.ie /news/world/2026/0108/1552147-snowball-row-death/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Librarians Are Tired of Being Accused of Hiding Secret Books That Were Made Up by AI

    gizmodo.com /librarians-arent-hiding-secret-books-from-you-that-only-ai-knows-about-2000698176
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  • Samaritans still live in Palestine, around Mount Gezirim. They consider themselves to be the faithful heirs of Moses, and that Jews are doing it wrong. Israel considers Samaritans to be spicy Jews for demographic purposes (let's them slightly inflate the number of Jews living in East Palestine), but requires a Samaritan who wishes to marry a Jew to formally convert.

    Judaea was never a name for Israel. It was the Roman name for Judah, a kingdom which stopped existing around 70AD when the Romans marched in, smashed the Second Temple, and folded Judaea into direct Roman control.

    Zionists insist on referring to the West Bank (eastern Palestine) as "Judaea and Samaria" to assert that it's a land for Jews (and Samaritans), denying the very existence of Palestine.

    But Gidley can't even get that right.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Russia plans nuclear power plant on moon within decade

    www.rte.ie /news/2025/1224/1550450-power-plant-moon/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump Media to merge with nuclear fusion company to power AI

  • The Panchen Lama is a puppet of the CCP.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Israeli forces raid Palestinian kids' play on Ben-Gvir's orders

    www.newarab.com /news/israeli-forces-raid-palestinian-kids-play-ben-gvirs-orders
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kate Beckinsale claims her daughter's boyfriend has laid 2 eggs: 'It’s a little bit gross'

    ew.com /kate-beckinsale-claims-her-daughter-boyfriend-has-laid-two-eggs-11856466
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Town’s Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/christmas-mural-ai
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says

    www.cbc.ca /news/investigates/tesla-grok-mom-9.6956930