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Wild Feed @sh.itjust.works A Brief History of Jell-O Salad
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Wild Feed @sh.itjust.works Newly Declassified Records Suggest Parents Collaborated With the FBI to Spy on Their Rebellious Teens During the 1960s
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Wild Feed @sh.itjust.works How Japan’s hypersonic railgun could deter China’s naval ambitions
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Wild Feed @sh.itjust.works Understanding Highway Hypnosis
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I think a heat sensor would do just as well since the butthole is hotter. Unless there's some rogue splashes, in which case it might work on low res/high contrast to avoid identifying video. Or maybe lidar, but then it might just shoot the pimples.
All I know is if we start training AI bidet cameras on millions of videos of dirty assholes we're going to get a version of skynet no one is prepared for.