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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @sh.itjust.works

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I am not a velociraptor

  • The Trump Administration's $3 Meal: 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing'

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  • Nah, they can believe what they want of my comment about these National Socialist ameriKKKans.

  • The Trump Administration's $3 Meal: 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing'

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  • This is healthier and cheaper: you don't take a drug that has side effects and they don't have to spend tax money to pay for the drug.

    See? They really are thinking of everything! You'll eat less and you won't have a tax increase because you won't need a subsidized drug to achieve it!

    See why The Great Leader is president and you're not? He devised this masterful plan and you are unable to see "the bigger picture"! I bet you couldn't ace the many cognitive tests The Great Leader takes monthly as he does.

  • The Trump Administration's $3 Meal: 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing'

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  • You are being overly dramatic here with your statement!

    The only difference between eating 50grs of chicken a day because you are on a diet and eating 50grs of chicken a day because that's what you can afford is merely conceptual!

    You are taking this with the wrong attitude! The Great Leader is making the prices go up so your weak will doesn't have any problems to stick to a diet that will make you thinner!

  • Polish general fired after anti-tank mines found in Ikea warehouse

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  • Not really. The year old news (year and a half actually) is that they forgot to unload the mines. This has been discovered now because it's been now that the general has been dismissed as it's been now that Ikea has called asking when are they going to pick them up.

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    Polish general fired after anti-tank mines found in Ikea warehouse

    www.militarytimes.com /news/your-military/2025/01/17/polish-general-fired-after-anti-tank-mines-found-in-ikea-warehouse/

  • Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela

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  • Yeah, and Mango Hitler already said to Delcy Rodriguez that she will "do the right things" or she'll end like Maduro or worse.

    I'd say that's pretty much governing a country, although not directly.

  • Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela

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  • Don't hurry it guys, after all, it's not as if the child rapist just kidnapped the head of another state, without congress authorisation, making a coup and establishing a new government there...

    Please, don't stress yourselves and take your time, we all know that working on saturdays can be quite a downer!

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    Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela

    thehill.com /homenews/senate/5671074-senate-war-powers-resolution-venezuela-vote/

  • Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026

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  • So 2026 will be the year of AI slop then.

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    Trump announces new class of U.S. battleships named after himself

    www.nbcnews.com /politics/national-security/trump-class-battleships-nuclear-navy-john-phelan-rcna250601
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    National Park Service Grants Free Access on Trump's Birthday—And Ends It for Juneteenth, MLK Day

    www.commondreams.org /news/national-park-service-grants-free-access-on-trump-s-birthday-and-ends-it-for-juneteenth-mlk-day

  • Elon Musk’s Grok AI tells users he is fitter than LeBron James and smarter than da Vinci

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  • I know a work colleague who does. He sees Kethamine Karen as a "visionaire" and someone who really knows his stuff.

  • New US rules say countries with diversity policies are infringing human rights

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  • It's not being self-unaware. It's just that, for them, a person is white. The rest, eh...

  • New US rules say countries with diversity policies are infringing human rights

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  • No, no. You got it wrong. The key is what do they consider "people".

    "Are you brown or are you a person?" Is how they work.

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    Microsoft Warns That Windows 11 AI Might Install Malware On Your PC - Kotaku

    kotaku.com /microsoft-warns-that-windows-11-ai-might-install-malware-on-your-pc-2000645293

  • Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto

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  • Not sure why this is someone "famous". He clearly needs help with serious mental health issues. I'm always surprised to hear that he has such a big followers base.

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    Trump Renames Department of Defense(DOD) to Department of War

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  • Just in case you drdn't realize, America, your government is at war.

    Against many things, you, among them.

  • Russia is leader in prosthetic limbs thanks to Ukraine war, says Kremlin official

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  • Uh... I'm not really sure that's a thing any country would like to be leading on...

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    Trump administration accuses United Kingdom of failing to uphold human rights

    www.theguardian.com /law/2025/aug/13/trump-administration-accuses-uk-of-failing-to-uphold-human-rights

  • Trump Burger owner faces deportation after ICE arrest in Houston

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  • Uh.. leopards... hungry... or something.

  • Tennessee executes man with implanted heart device despite concerns over shock risk

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  • All seven media witnesses to the execution agreed he appeared to be in discomfort.

    NO SHIT!! HE APPEARED TO BE IN DISCOMFORT?!

    I wonder why?

  • Texas Schools Add Attack Drones To Protect Students

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  • It's probably safer than other solutions that other countries have tried... Certainly safer than, say, banning firearms.

    So many countries tried that option and have you seen their school shootings statistics?

  • Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake

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  • Worried about medicaid cuts? Just stop getting/being sick, duh!

    It's really that simple!

  • Grok Rolls Out Pornographic Anime Companion, Lands Department of Defense Contract

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  • I had to check several times that this is actually NOT the onion.

  • Elon Musk's robotaxi will have a human driver for 'safety' reasons

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  • I do.

    When I fall of my bike, hurt my arm and need a doctor to fix it, I don't have to think about insurance or medical debt, or anything. I just go to the hospital and go back home to heal without paying a dime and with paid leave for as long as I need to recover.

    I also love that I can take an affordable train to go almost everywhere in my country, that universities don't require a loan so high that you will be paying for it for years... I could go on, but you get the idea.

    I love paying taxes because it's way cheaper than the american alternative.

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    'You are making it hard for us!' Black Americans for Trump member rips president on CNN - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /black-voters-trump/