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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

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I'm a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor

  • She beat 261 applicants for the job. She wasn't real

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  • If a company is willing to ship a computer with all the risks that potentially entails without even verifying the identity of the candidate, they deserve what's coming for them.

    I can't blame them for getting fooled on a videocall for an ai deepfake, but I mean, they really won't meet even once? I'm pretty sure if they are hiring someone for a remote position, they can afford paying whatever to find a way to verify if the person they are hiring can be trusted and is real.

  • Melania Trump pitches robots as potential educators for American schoolchildren

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  • AI robots as potential, "personalized" educators for America's children in their homes.

    Well... it sure is a way to end school shootings...

  • Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’

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  • You know how they work: "does bombing a school affect me directly?" 

  • Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’

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  • For the first time ever, the orange child rapist is doing something good: he's convincing people to switch to EVs at a rate nobody ever did. Seeing gas prices skyrocket has changed the mind of more coworkers to buy an EV as the next car than anything else. So... thanks, I guess?

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    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

    Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: report

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/pentagon-press-photographers-hegseth-photo-b2936569.html

  • Trump names Erika Kirk to key advisory board of US Air Force Academy

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  • Tired of your married life? Get yourself a new life with a guaranteed federal job with this simple method!

  • Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders

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  • @[email protected] explained it very well in their comment. To add, in Spanish, the letter "g" when followed by either an "i" or an "e" will be pronounced in three different ways depending on whether you add an "u" in between, and if that "u" has a diaeresis on it. If you add the dieresis, it means you have to pronounce the "u". Think of "pingüino" (penguin in english). In order to say the "u" in the word, we add the diaeresis that says the reader that they have to say the "u". In Spanish, "guillotina", "pingüino" and "ginebra" you will read the sillabe with a "g" and an "i" differently on each of those words.

    Spanish has tons of grammar rules. It's hard to learn them all, but when you do, it makes extremely easy to know how to say a word when you read it. Even where to put the accent (even if there is no tilde in the word).

  • Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders

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  • Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla tres idiomas? Trilingüe.

    Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla dos? Bilingüe.

    Sabes como se llama uno que habla un sólo idioma? Americano. Se llama americano.

    This fucking moron made himself the punchline of the joke that we invented to mock those like him.

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    Spain's government denies cooperating with US operations in Mideast, contradicting White House

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  • Most probably.

  • Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

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  • I remember when there was a webpage named "mocosoft" and microslop sued (and won) because the name sounded too similar in Spain.After that, I went with mocosoft for a good while. Sad there weren't social media back then. It could have become a very viral thing.

  • Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

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  • You keep focusing on “a person”. I don’t walk into Grease Monkey or Artic Circle and start insulting. I use Arsenic Circle off the premises.

    Microslop is behaving in a way that hurts customers. I'd say it's extremely anticonsummer. They are simply being called "microslop". It's like saying "Nintendon't" when you refer to their famous anticonsummer practices. People are not going to microslop discord to call them genocide enablers (which they are) or other stuff. Just microslop because, lately, they only produce slop (proof: windows 11, to name a single one among the lot).

    Heh. I guess I’m more used to Barbara and never really listened to Barbra’s music.

    Happens. I always saw Barbra (and thought it was a weird name).

    I’m saying that if you insult a company on their property then don’t bitch if they kick you out. Just because you are not insulting a specific person doesn’t mean that they have to allow you to behave badly.

    The fact is people are not bitching about being kicked out, but laughing about how dumb they are painting themselves over a silly thing that could have died really soon if they just let it be.

  • Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

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  • First: I’m not saying not to use Microslop. I’m saying to not go to their place(s) and insult them there. If you do, don’t bitch when they dropkick you out.

    Again, it's not a person. It can't be offended. I'm not insulting a worker from Microslop if I say Microslop. Or is the CEO having a thin skin issue with this?

    Third: You misspelled her name… How did you manage to do that?

    Did I? https://releases.barbrastreisand.com/ https://releases.barbrastreisand.com/images/thesecretoflife.jpg I guess she did too? Since she calls herself like that even on her album covers?

    Fourth: Don’t be an ass. I’m not a shill and I’m not on their payroll. Just because I say that you shouldn’t go to their property, insult them, and expect them to be fine and dandy with it, doesn’t make me a shill. I’m not going to be part of your groupthink/circlejerk. I’ll use Microslop myself but not on their property.

    I'm not insulting "them" but IT. I'm insulting IT, as in a thing, called microslop. Which, as I said, is not a person and doesn't have any feelings. If they can't stand critics about what they are doing (which is the reason why they are being called microslop), then they should stop being a business. Or are we going to start saying that we shall not insult a company "or else"?

  • Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

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  • First: it's a brand, not a person. A brand can't be offended, because, as previously stated, it's NOT a person with feelings.

    Second: People are just using a name because they are expressing their thoughts about what microslop has become. Doing what they did is basically telling the world they are 5 years old

    Third: Look for a certain Streisand woman, name: Barbra.

    Fourth: Please, don't be a shill. It's a corpo, you don't need to defend them, even you are on their payroll. They will survive without your defense.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

    Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

    www.windowslatest.com /2026/03/02/microsoft-gets-tired-of-microslop-bans-the-word-on-its-discord-then-locks-the-server-after-backlash/

  • Trump Punches Canadian Olympian in Bizarre AI Hockey Fantasy Post

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  • That my father-in-law, retired and with the mentality of a retrograde caveman does this kind of cringy videos is understandable. Unclassy, bad taste and ridiculous as hell, but understandable given his ignorance.

    That a president of an "advanced" country does it... Fuck, I just realized my in-law can be POTUS...

  • Couple left with $200k bill after baby born in US

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  • PREGANTE!

  • Couple left with $200k bill after baby born in US

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  • Pergenat?

  • Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

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  • In France, they gave 300k condoms. That's 30x the amount they gave here. And they used them all in France, how long the fuck did they think those 10k would last?

  • House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

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  • No. They are fine if done to underage girls. They are wrong if done by non-white people.

  • House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

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  • It... didn't go as well as they thought... 

    Which s funny, they said the counter-concert would be so big that nobody would watch El Super Tazon, yet looks to me that every single republican knows what happened in that show...

  • House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

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  • Yeah, but how white are those twerking women compared to the pedophiles, huh?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

    House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

    ew.com /house-republicans-call-for-investigation-of-bad-bunny-super-bowl-halftime-show-11904174
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

    Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-clean-coal-white-house-meeting-b2918708.html