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[He/Him, Nosist, Touch typist, Enthusiast, Superuser impostorist, keen-eyed humorist, endeavourOS shillist, kotlin useist, wonderful bastard, professinal pedant miser]Stuped person says stuped things, people boom

I have trouble with using tone in my words but not interpreting tone from others' words. Weird, isn't it?

Formerly on kbin.social and dbzer0

  • UN Says Fox News Host Apologized After Calling for World Body to Be Bombed

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  • okay finally an article whose text is just as oniony

    The United Nations was shocked, U.N. spokesperson Stephane Dujarric said on Friday, when a Fox News host called for the world body to be bombed over U.S. President Donald Trump's difficulties with an escalator and a teleprompter.

    Watters made the remarks while discussing Trump's address to world leaders at the U.N. General Assembly on Tuesday. Trump complained about an elevator that had stopped shortly after he stepped onto it and a teleprompter that did not work.

    "What we need to do is either leave the U.N. or we need to bomb it," Watters said. "Maybe gas it ... we need to destroy it."

    The United Nations has said the escalator abruptly stopped after Trump and first lady Melania Trump stepped on to it likely because a White House videographer accidentally triggered a safety mechanism. Trump also experienced issues with the teleprompter, but a U.N. official said it was being operated by the White House.

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    Lansing parent frustrated after her son is expelled for disarming classmate

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  • Quotes from the statement:

    Under Michigan School Code (MCL 380.1311), expulsion is mandatory when a student possesses a dangerous weapon in a weapon-free school zone. Importantly, a student would not be disciplined for disarming or disassembling a weapon to protect others. Due to student privacy laws, the full account of the incident cannot be shared publicly. However, selective information has been circulated by some in the media, creating a misleading narrative. What we can share is that the school district would expel a student if: a student is in possession of a weapon; a student is playing with a weapon; a student is brandishing a weapon; a student is showing off a weapon; within a school building.

  • Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026

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  • read this headline like four times lol

  • Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’

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  • peak cover photo

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  • I honestly feel like his favorite order going viral is fair. Like all those people changing their avatars to Clippy after Louis Rossmann explained why he did so.

  • Ben & Jerry's [Jerry] exits after feud with Unilever over Gaza

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  • The Unilever stocks in question:

  • Ben & Jerry's [Jerry] exits after feud with Unilever over Gaza

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  • The Glass Benagerie

  • GOP Rep Commands Dems To Treat Trump With Same Respect Republicans Gave Biden

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  • He did lie a lot and rip up quite a bit of international relations things though

  • Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

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  • !bitchimaplane

  • Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil

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  • finally an article that's oniony beyond the headline

  • Rep. Mace to introduce resolution authorizing Charlie Kirk to lie in honor at U.S. Capitol

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  • I don't see what's Oniony or even unexpected about this. He'll join the ranks of e.g. Huey Long.

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    Israel bombs peace negotiations

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  • i don't even see where the article mentions the office was conducting peace negotiations, let alone whether it's oniony. i see "Channel 12 reported that Israeli Strategic Affairs Minister Ron Dermer met Monday with U.S. Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law, to discuss the American proposal on a captive deal and ending the genocide in Gaza, as well as the U.S. “day-after” plan for the Strip. The report cited a senior U.S. official." but nothing else.

  • Louisiana Senator: Our Maternal Death Rates Are Only Bad If You Count Black Women

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  • I think although very vivid language it is quite defensible for the reasons Kuni mentioned: in the only context where slaves were actually defined as 3/5 of a person, all they could do was allow their masters to extract extra value through representation from them, as they did not get representation for being counted towards House representation.

  • Privacy‑Preserving Age Verification Falls Apart On Contact With Reality

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  • this is a paper for the w3c explaining why, not an actual corporate platform that disintegrated upon launch

  • Tennessee executes man with implanted heart device despite concerns over shock risk

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  • it's long, drawn out, and afaik painful

  • UN Report Finds UN Reports are Not Widely Read

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  • I mean, it's much better than the alternative of said country starting nuclear war to get its way.

    There's also the Uniting for Peace resolution.

  • UK to recognise state of Palestine in September unless Israel holds to ceasefire

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  • plus the idea that the country might be gone in two months

  • Bicyclists keep getting hurt riding into mystery string on Marine Parkway Bridge

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  • it's not even taut, it's somehow just "floating around" and slicing the neck every single time

  • Recession Indicator? Queer People Are Drinking Dairy Milk Again

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  • i think it's more like saying a black person can use the hard R

  • Recession Indicator? Queer People Are Drinking Dairy Milk Again

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