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@ Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

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[He/Him, Nosist, Touch typist, Enthusiast, Superuser impostorist, keen-eyed humorist, endeavourOS shillist, kotlin useist, wonderful bastard, professinal pedant miser]Stuped person says stuped things, people boom

I have trouble with using tone in my words but not interpreting tone from others' words. Weird, isn't it?

Formerly on kbin.social and dbzer0

  • Dave Chappelle says his trans jokes 'went down well' at Saudi Arabia gig

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  • “They said, ‘Well, Saudi Arabia killed a journalist,’ and rest in peace, Jamal Khashoggi. I’m sorry that he got murdered in such a heinous fashion. And also, look, bro, Israel’s killed 240 journalists in the last three months, so I didn’t know y’all were still counting.”

    he does have one well-thought message, albeit with incorrect addressing and postage

    now that i look it up, he does already condemn israel much more than palestine (and gotten flak for it). he even called israel a war criminal back in oct 2023. i wonder how this hasn't caused certain senators including MAGA to try and cancel him yet...

  • ‘It is not me, it is him’: Democrat elected official asks folks not to mistake his Republican twin brother for him

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  • the article mentions that they're close; it sounds like nathan told nick before getting involved in politics

  • World rejoices as MAGA boxer Jake Paul finally beaten senseless

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  • new content farm strat just dropped

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Sperm donor with cancer-causing gene fathered nearly 200 children

    metro.co.uk /2025/12/10/sperm-donor-cancer-causing-gene-fathered-nearly-200-children-25350557

  • At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke

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  • it's more because hitler hated it

    Nonetheless, Fraktur typefaces were particularly heavily used during the early years of the Nazi era, when they were initially represented as true German script. In fact, the press was scolded for its frequent use of "Roman characters" under "Jewish influence", and German émigrés were urged to use only "German script".[7] However, Hitler's distaste for Fraktur saw it officially discontinued in 1941 in a Schrifterlass ("edict on script") signed by Martin Bormann, which asserted that it was falsely called "Gothic" and actually consisted of Schwabacher "Jewish letters".[8]

  • At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke

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  • J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President

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  • You're right. There was a case with Special Counsel Jack Smith on his Jan. 6 actions but the charges did not including threatening the VP.

  • J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President

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  • J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President

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  • it is my personal opinion that the relevant law should be abolished, but since 1917 it’s been a felony to threaten bodily harm or kidnapping of those within the presidential line of succession, which does not include the mayor of new york city unless he decides to run for the presidential ticket or marry and become trump’s immediate family.

    *trump was on the verge of being sentenced for threatening to hang mike pence until he won the election.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President

    www.nytimes.com /2025/11/18/us/jd-vance-threats-michigan.html

  • Trump Declares Biden’s ‘Autopen’ Turkey Pardons ‘Invalid’ at Thanksgiving Ceremony

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  • Turkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.

  • Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.

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  • well the irony'd be in it anyway

    —holy iambs, volume 14

    the vaultkeepers alliance misplacing the key is what makes this such an amazing onion, though you probably agree, and I guess "Cryptographers unveil backdoor to every key ever created after losing key" would be an even better onion

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.

    www.nytimes.com /2025/11/21/world/cryptography-group-lost-election-results.html

  • Kentucky official reminds residents they can't vote for New York City mayor

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  • Geoffrey Skelly, an analyst for Decision Desk HQ, responded on X: “If Kentucky had just remained part of Virginia in 1789, voters there could be voting for #VAGov right now. Their loss.”

    The Louisville Democratic Party responded on X: “We are here for this energy. Kentucky, put our primary May 19, 2026 and Election Day, November 3, 2026 in your calendar for our next elections!”

    Journalist Caitlin Huey-Burns wrote on X: “This is a good public service announcement.”

    George Conway, a former Republican lawyer, responded: “There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy.”

    is this seriously not the onion

  • IRS lawyer starts hot dog stand during shutdown, says he’s “never felt so free and fulfilled” - Dexerto

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  • nobody's saying that SNAP is worse than nothing

  • Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year

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  • anything else would be a disservice, frankly

  • Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year

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  • No. It’s just “6-7”. It is not supposed to be a rating or something with actual meaning at all. It’s just a pattern.

  • Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year

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  • “slop” didn’t explode in popularity this year tho

  • Dictionary.com reveals '67' is its 2025 Word of the Year

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  • two

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    A Michigan elected official is married to a neo-Nazi. Some constituents have a problem with that.

    www.mlive.com /news/2025/10/a-michigan-elected-official-is-married-to-a-neo-nazi-some-constituents-have-a-problem-with-that.html

  • Kim Kardashian plans to leave fame behind as she becomes a certified lawyer in two weeks - Dexerto

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  • the act of persuasion involves a degree of acting

  • News @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Inside Luigi Mangione’s Missing Months

    www.nytimes.com /2025/10/21/us/luigi-mangione-asia-trip.html

  • Armed police swarm student after AI mistakes bag of Doritos for a weapon

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  • finally an article whose text is just as oniony

  • Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate Error

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  • perhaps, but that's also cruel...

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    “People Do Evil Things”: Pacific Palisades Fire Suspect Arrested By Feds

    deadline.com /2025/10/palisades-fire-arrest-1236573310/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Tony Blair, Tapped by Trump for Gaza Plan, Brings Peace Expertise and Baggage

    www.nytimes.com /2025/10/01/world/middleeast/tony-blair-gaza-peace-plan.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Contractor Used Classified CIA Systems as ‘His Own Personal Google’

    www.courtwatch.news /p/contractor-used-classified-cia-systems-as-his-own-personal-google
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Ben & Jerry's [Jerry] exits after feud with Unilever over Gaza

    www.reuters.com /business/ben-jerrys-co-founder-exits-after-feud-with-unilever-over-gaza-2025-09-17/
  • News @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    White House Plans Broad Crackdown on Liberal Groups

    www.nytimes.com /2025/09/15/us/politics/jd-vance-charlie-kirk-show.html
  • News @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips

    www.thecity.nyc /2025/08/20/winnie-greco-eric-adams-aide-attempted-cash-katie-honan-reporter/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org
    Cusor AI in April 2025

    apologizes after AI support agent invents policy that causes user uproar

    arstechnica.com /ai/2025/04/cursor-ai-support-bot-invents-fake-policy-and-triggers-user-uproar/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Bicyclists keep getting hurt riding into mystery string on Marine Parkway Bridge

    gothamist.com /news/bicyclists-keep-getting-hurt-riding-into-mystery-string-on-marine-parkway-bridge
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    ‘Martyrdom or Bust:’ Texas Man Caught Plotting Terror Attack Through Roblox Chats

    www.404media.co /martyrdom-or-bust-texas-man-caught-plotting-terror-attack-through-roblox-chats/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Toronto-area school bus driver seen in vehicle with ‘Lolita’s Line’ sign in window removed from route

    www.ctvnews.ca /toronto/article/toronto-area-school-bus-driver-seen-in-vehicle-with-lolitas-line-sign-in-window-removed-from-route/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    "Door to Hell" starting to close after 54 years

    newatlas.com /environment/darvaza-gas-crater-door-to-hell-closing
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Homeland Security Sec. Kristi Noem says she was robbed in DC

    www.msn.com /en-us/crime/general/homeland-security-sec-kristi-noem-says-she-was-robbed-in-dc/vi-AA1DkYNq
  • News @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Trump Administration Says It Will Take Over Renovation of Penn Station

    www.nytimes.com /2025/04/17/nyregion/trump-penn-station-nyc.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    Aatube @kbin.melroy.org

    Trump Administration Says It Will Take Over Renovation of Penn Station

    www.nytimes.com /2025/04/17/nyregion/trump-penn-station-nyc.html