Parents Talking About Neighbour's Unkempt Front Lawn Like It's A Sign Of Deep Moral Failure

[...]What began as a daily lock-in has now developed into a full psychological profile of the unsuspecting neighbour, who remains blissfully unaware that they are the subject of a brutal character assassination based solely on the length of their grass.

“You know what, I think I heard some clinks of glass when they put the bin out the other day. I bet they’re an alcoholic,” says Judith, who is partial to a bottle of plonk herself, “probably too drunk to use a lawn mower.”[...]