That would do nothing to block the alleged information leak. You'd simply count the number of pizzas reaching homeless shelters instead, and if there's a lower than normal amount, you know we're gonna invade Iran. I mean, know it even harder.
Right. He's too fucking dumb to pull off even random pizza orders. In any case, everyone knows that to really throw people off the scent you tell them about your plans, right? What a fucking muppet.
All I hear is that the pizza index works, he is too fucking dumb to do anything about it, and is clearly rattled about it. If he was serious he would have kept his mouth shut, which he can't, and it's all bullshit.
"Aw shit you are so right, we absolutely forgot to account for our hypocrisy, of course that makes perfect sense logically, please be on your way. Just a technicality before you go, could you just transfer a billion dollars so that lawmakers will make an exception for you? No? Ooooh.... See, that's a probleeeem... For youuuuu..."
Sadly, that won't matter unless we take out their kids too. I mean that's how billionaires are made anyway- literally born that way. We need to eradicate whole dynasties.
Such a proper gentleman.