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  • You bet your life there's going to be some ice.

  • Dunno, I'd have to put it in my ear first.

  • Per the article, it's a dunk on her cheating ex-husband.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Lily Allen's West End Girl Being Released On Butt Plug-Shaped USB Drives

    consequence.net /2025/12/lily-allens-west-end-girl-butt-plug-usb-drives/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry

    www.ndtv.com /offbeat/japan-launches-human-washing-machine-for-public-use-after-expo-success-9721446
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Founder Admits His "AI Transcription" Startup Was Just Him Joining People's Meetings and Taking Notes by Hand

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/fireflies-founder-startup-ai
  • This probably fulfills some sort of dire ancient prophecy, but I'm not pulling that thread.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates

    archive.ph /9b8Ae
  • I've heard of secret ballots, but this is ridiculous!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump, Mamdani make love — not war

    www.politico.com /news/2025/11/21/trump-mamdani-make-love-not-war-00665861
  • As long as they don't mind being eaten!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    New Castro Bar Rikki's to Host Lesbian Pie-Eating Contest

    sfist.com /2025/11/20/new-castro-bar-rikkis-to-host-lesbian-pie-eating-contest/
  • That is the great mystery. Perhaps we’ll never know.

  • Or for the seat hinges:

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Toilet rubber theft baffles, grosses out Japan (SoraNews24)

    soranews24.com /2025/11/19/toilet-rubber-theft-baffles-grosses-out-japan/
  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    I just wanted to compare FOSS Linux budgeting software

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Lubbock Will Remove Buddy Holly-Themed Crosswalk After Federal Crackdown

    www.nytimes.com /2025/11/17/us/buddy-holly-crosswalk-texas.html
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Researchers question Anthropic claim that AI-assisted attack was 90% autonomous

    arstechnica.com /security/2025/11/researchers-question-anthropic-claim-that-ai-assisted-attack-was-90-autonomous/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Researchers question Anthropic claim that AI-assisted attack was 90% autonomous

    arstechnica.com /security/2025/11/researchers-question-anthropic-claim-that-ai-assisted-attack-was-90-autonomous/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space Station

    www.cnbc.com /2025/11/14/space-station-nasa-guilty-wife-bank-account.html
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Oracle hit hard in Wall Street’s tech sell-off over its huge AI bet

    archive.today /2025.11.14-110657/https://www.ft.com/content/583e9391-bdd0-433e-91e0-b1b93038d51e
  • Typical urban real estate mogul behavior.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Evidence of ancient tree-climbing 'drop crocs' found in Australia

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c2lpyrnjleeo
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Henry Rollins Clarifies That Music Project with Ian MacKaye Features Neither of Them

    consequence.net /2025/11/henry-rollins-ian-mackaye-project-features-neither-of-them/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    You will love this Negroni that tastes like spaghetti

    sfstandard.com /2025/11/07/spaghetti-negroni-emmys-spaghetti-shack/
  • Jesus, New York Post. Stop writing checks Mamdani can't possibly cash.

  • So their AI is so technologically weak that they can’t even blame it for all the porn downloads, eh. SMH.

  • Only because the original headline wasn't "onion-y" enough.

  • ICK

  • All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they're all going to hell now 😔 .