What I never do get though is that "happy birthday fuckface" style messaging from him, it's so petty and makes him look even smaller than his hands already are
I apologize if I made you feel like I was pushing something on you.
I'm merely trying to say that the teo are pretty much the same. I was like you, calling myself agnostic until I read this line "agnostics are just closet atheists" and that rung a bell with me.
My beliefs didn't change, I just call myself atheist now.
If you say that you believe in God, then you're not agnostic. If you don't believe in God, you're an atheist. Atheist, agnostic, in practice it's the exact same thing
So, here we are. Hitler was right, the Bible said so. Again another thing I did NOT gave in my bingo cars for 2025 and a phrase I seriously never ever expected to say in my life just as I never expected a Jew would applaud deportations of undesirables to concentration camps, but here we are.
When you're agnostic you're just a closet atheist. It's not that atheists are sure there is no god, we're not, nobody can say that for sure. We can (and do) say, however, that you don't have to worry about made up fairy tale rules, there likely isn't a god. Just be a nice person and you'll be fine.
And the best part of it is that they're too dumb to understand it's an insult