God is all-powerful and all-knowing. He knows the number of hairs on your head. Every touch, crime, etc. by Epstein was God's specific will or it wouldn't have happened. The Lord works in mysterious ways!
I was with you until "and invited her sexy friends to do the same." Are the sexy friends also blowing me twice a day? Each!? How many friends? Honestly, I could maybe deal with that. That's a lot of variety to help put up with her bullshit for awhile, at least.
He was j-o-k-i-n-g, Jesus. You really can't joke about anything anymore! It's like you say one thing and everyone forgets this is a man nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. Pretty sure he's not just going to suddenly turn capricious and violent over one little election. Lighten up, people!
God is all-powerful and all-knowing. He knows the number of hairs on your head. Every touch, crime, etc. by Epstein was God's specific will or it wouldn't have happened. The Lord works in mysterious ways!