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@ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

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Formerly ivanafterall, started on kbin.social.

  • ...was I supposed to be eating the panties all this time?

  • What manhood? Oh, THAT!?

  • Not me. I want one who's finished with practicing and ready for the big show. That's why I only use doctors who are no longer "practicing." Cuz I'm not a fucken idiot.

  • Unfortunately, he's probably into being humiliated like that.

  • Fill a sub with their lopped-off penises?

  • I never thought It's Always Sunny could make me tear up until Mac danced. Shit was beautiful, man.

  • Innocent of them, certainly. It's widely known. All the best people are saying it.

  • Eh. We'll see.

  • Lee Greenwood's body is ready.

  • I'm in the south in a not-super-large area and there have been protests near me every single day for a week or two at least. Everyone honking in support, including a big-ass ugly truck. I find it encouraging.

  • No need to infer. Stormy Daniels slept with him and wrote about it:

    “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool ... I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

  • Is there some rush!? They'll get to it first thing Thursday, after massages.

  • That's why it makes the Microsoft CEO feel so targeted.

  • And if he did, he could hold it until the potty and not need diapers. Every time.

  • "Hey, Moose team! Did you see in Scientific American that there was a photo of a moth drinking the tears of a moose! Think about it, because that's what we're...oh, they're gone."

  • This one is extra fake though, like if Trump/Vance decided to name their own pope. Honestly wouldn't be surprised, now that the idea occurred to me.

  • What was? 🤭

  • Maybe if Carol could just accept a damn apology to start with.

  • Paranoid schizophrenia is so hot right now.