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  • If this were any other president than Trump it would've been a great Onion back in the day, but to be honest a headline like this wouldn't for a second make me doubt whether it's satire or not.

  • You really are a genius, i wasn't sure before.

  • Every child knows a rule only counts if a) you're caught breaking them and b) you're punished for breaking them.b

  • Well, running for president isn't really running if the result is already fixed. So you have that going for you.

  • Please don't, I would buy them and finance Trump :(

  • Officer breaks up 2 people fighting, asks "What's going on here?"

    "This is my house and this man came into my garden and doesn't want to leave," one man says.

    "Well, you don't understand sir, I have been living in this neighborhood all my live and everybody agrees this is a nice place to be." the other man says.

    The officer thinks long and hard about the situation until he looks to the homeowner and says "Mister, you have a very nice house and he only took the garden so I think it would be fair if we could find some middle ground after all the fighting you two have been doing. I mean, wouldn't it be nice if you could do something better with all your resources? I propose you just go back inside and enjoy your nice house. You can just choose to not be upset about some man who took over your garden. I mean, I can't force you to accept my proposal but it's either that, or I leave and you two go back to fighting.It's easy, just go inside and watch some TV.Why are you making this so complicated?You're not even in the garden all the time.Imagine yourself in my position, wouldn't you too want to go home to your wife instead of dealing with someone who didn't even thank me for showing up?If it wasn't for me you would still be fighting this man.Just be cool okay, no need to be ungrateful about this. Think about me for a second here, jeez."

  • Trump was so upset with The Onion he decided to get back in office, only way to bankrupt them was by getting reelected and hiring clowns like Hegseth

  • He is doing an experiment with an ai chatbot, the whole point is to write about his experience, he is a journalist first of all.

  • Vatican confirmed it in the souce

  • To be honest I think they believe whatever works best in the narrative

  • Removed

    This is real

    Jump
  • xcancel is nitter instance, which is a FOSS front-end similar to what invidious is to YouTube. What you see is pulled from the Twitter servers, but without all the trackers, ads and cookies you get when you visit twitter 'the normal way'. I believe they maintain the integrity of the URL, so you can copy and paste the text after xcancel.com and place it behind x.com if you want to be sure xcancel or another instance parses data correctly. Your mistrust is a good thing.

    And totally agree, conspiracist took over the government including their communication channels, still partly in denial myself because some stuff is so unbelievably crazy.

  • Maybe for solar and battery tech, but afaik wind tech is mainly us/Europe so that might still be economicaly smart (aside from the environmental reasons they don't seem to care about).

  • Only if regulations benefits someone important though

  • Dinner?? So you eat outside?

  • Straight ou of the Fascism 101 workbook

  • Like they would stop if the court decided they don't have the right

  • I can imagine if Hitler was you uncle for example, you might consider your potential children part of his line.