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hperrin

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  • MrBeast defends trapping man in burning building for chance to win $500,000

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  • “$1,000,000 if you let me stab you in the stomach five times.”

    “Ok, I guess. My daughter has cancer, and this is the only way I can save her.”

    * Stabs him four times. *

    “Oh god, it hurts. Ok, I’m ready for the last one.”

    “Nah, I think we’re good. So I’ll be keeping the $1,000,000.”

    • 1 trillion views on YouTube.

  • U.N. escalator stops as Trump, first lady get on; White House demands firing if deliberate

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  • How DARE you make me use my fat legs to waddle up these stairs.

  • U.N. escalator stops as Trump, first lady get on; White House demands firing if deliberate

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  • Fox News "expert" says Hitler went to heaven

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  • If killing six million people doesn’t send you to hell, nothing will.

  • Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns

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  • They absolutely love the second amendment, except when people they don’t like use it. (Same with all the other amendments, and the Constitution in general.)

    Spoiler alert: they hate the Constitution.

  • Florida to become first state to end all vaccine mandates, including in schools

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  • I can’t wait to die of some old disease.

  • Elon Musk Appears to Be Completely Addicted to Anime Gooner AI Slop

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  • If gooning were a profession, Musk would be a billionaire. Oh wait…

  • Elon Musk Appears to Be Completely Addicted to Anime Gooner AI Slop

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  • Elon is credibly regarded as inventor on two patents. Both design patents. One for the shape of a vehicle door and the other for the shape of a charger plug. So, he is an inventor, technically. He draws shapes and then patents them.

    As an actual inventor (US Patent #12,095,717 B1), it’s pretty ridiculous that he technically qualifies, when all he’s done is doodle.

    The other patents he’s listed as inventor on all have several other inventors listed, who probably did almost all, if not all, of the actual work.

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    US Judge Rules Burning Israeli Flag as ‘Racial Hate,’ Making It the Only National Flag Americans Cannot Burn - Quds News Network

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  • I think if Putin’s entire body is in there, that would make Trump a fursuit.

  • Amazon now requires some staff to show AI use to get promoted

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  • You must be this incompetent to be promoted in this shithole company:

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  • Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across Scotland

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  • He wants to feel like a winner, and it doesn’t matter to him if he’s actually a winner. He’s the biggest, sorest loser in the world, and his ego is just too fragile to admit it to himself.

  • Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across Scotland

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  • A buggy doesn’t do him any good if he’s outside of it taking a swing. If he’s that scared, why is he even out playing golf?

  • Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine

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  • Easier solution: take off your damned metal necklace.

  • Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine

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  • 9 fucking kilograms!? For my fellow Americans, that’s almost 20 pounds!

  • Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’

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  • He’s literally an illegal alien. Like, according to every definition of the words.

  • Denver man stabbed his uncle to death after fight over hot sauce escalated

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  • I guess you could say he got really… fired up.

    That’s inappropriate, a man is dead. I’m sorry.

  • Live updates - US bombs several Iranian nuclear sites.

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  • Cool. I was going a little anxious, it being a few years since a Republican got us in a war in the Middle East. I’m not used to peace. /s

  • Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match

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  • Luibee

  • Puzzled Trump Says He Has No Idea Why Musk Supported Him in the First Place

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  • Because Trump is a fascist and Musk is a fascist. Does he not see how simple it is?