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@ celeste @kbin.earth

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  • EXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’

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  • I don't know her so now this is the only thing I know about her. Yay? And I'm glad she doesn't make her sons take her nude pictures anymore?

  • 'Shock jock' Rosenberg says he apologized to Mayor Mamdani for calling him a 'cockroach'

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  • I can see the slur, so maybe it's lemmy.world

  • 'Shock jock' Rosenberg says he apologized to Mayor Mamdani for calling him a 'cockroach'

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  • A City Hall spokesperson said Rosenberg did not contact the mayor directly. “Time will tell how sincere of an apology it is,” Mamdani said on Wednesday.

    Yeah, though I have a guess what time will reveal.

    Rosenberg has a history of incendiary remarks. He referred to tennis legend Venus Williams as an “animal” and once referred to the U.S. Women’s Olympic soccer team as “juiced-up dykes.” He also mocked singer Kylie Minogue’s breast cancer diagnosis.

    Time didn't stop him from making this new remark. And, hey, when reading that archived article linked in the original post:

    He has also called female soccer players "juiced-up dykes," claimed "faggots play tennis," and said Palestinians were "stinking animals."

    Hm! Yeah, going to need a lot of time to believe that he means it.

  • US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness

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  • I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.

    so, i guess it's nice for insecure people to see stuff like this?

  • Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are

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  • It's "キュント" so it's pronounced so different than it reads in English. The letters are cute and fancy and round, though!

  • Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform

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  • People talked about that a lot, didn't they? I bet the Mariners are why I know Etsy witches exist.

  • Winter Olympics in crisis as athletes deplete entire stock of 10,000 free condoms

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  • That attitude has you going home from the olympics with 5 STDs

  • Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform

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  • The general public must have become too aware for Etsy to ignore them (and collect their fees) anymore.

    I didn't really know they existed on etsy before the last year or so. There were a few big incidents, weren't there? Big names getting cursed, or something.

    On Ebay I think people get away with the scam by also mailing a candle or something.

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    He accidentally sat on it...

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  • When questioned about the cause of his discomfort, he admitted to inserting an object, without specifying what it was.

    I'll give the guy kudos for not lying about putting it up there himself, I guess?

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  • Definitely!

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  • the door and doorframe swelling from humidity is literally like certain body parts swelling from additional liquids, so you could tell them your door frame is in heat.

    I don't know if they'll appreciate it, but they need to know!

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  • every cycle of charge and discharge causes batteries to expand and contract, similar to human breathing. This action causes battery components to warp just a tiny amount, putting strain on the battery and weakening it over time.

    I like when scientists have fun with describing things.

    When my door sticks on humid days I should say it's because my doorframe is breathing.

  • News @lemmy.world
    celeste @kbin.earth

    U.S. citizen offered to show I.D. but was arrested by immigration officers in Cedar-Riverside

    sahanjournal.com /immigration/ice-arrest-cedar-riverside-minneapolis-somali-man/

  • Man in Taiwan somehow gets 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup in bottom, claims it got there 'by accident'

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  • Think of all the people you're helping who can be like "at least it wasn't what they put up their ass." And when you go in, you know you "won" compared to this man from Taiwan!

  • Thai woman wakes up in coffin shortly before cremation

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  • I'm glad there's a general agreement not to cremate without a death certificate.

  • Man in Taiwan somehow gets 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup in bottom, claims it got there 'by accident'

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  • I get it, but embarrassment could've killed this guy. If it helps, know that people have stuck worse up there and just go to the doctor.

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  • Well, we know they fucked, so this is nice.

  • News @lemmy.world
    celeste @kbin.earth

    'Yo tengo papeles': Teacher detained by immigration agents in North Center day care

    chicago.suntimes.com /immigration/2025/11/05/daycare-teacher-taken-by-ice-north-side-immigration

  • World’s largest web houses 110,000 spiders thriving in total darkness

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  • I wonder if they have any social interactions with each other, beyond mating and so on.

  • News @lemmy.world
    celeste @kbin.earth

    'The helpers need help'. Food banks brace for impact as SNAP cliff looms.

    www.npr.org /2025/10/29/g-s1-95401/the-helpers-need-help-food-banks-brace-for-impact-as-snap-cliff-looms
  • News @lemmy.world
    celeste @kbin.earth

    Protest of Bay Area immigration crackdown met with apparent stun grenades at Coast Guard base

    www.sfchronicle.com /bayarea/article/federal-immigration-action-operation-protest-21115746.php

  • Janelle Monáe: "I Traveled Back Into the 1970s" to See David Bowie Perform

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  • “I was backstage, and this is what I want to do,” Monáe continued. “And so I jetted back to, you know, the 2000s. And I was like, ‘I can have the musical, make the music, create the lyrics, and create community around transformation and being queer.’ And not even just in sexuality, but in how we see the world.”

    Yes, slack-jawed reader, this whole thing is likely a creative little metaphor for Monáe’s own connection to Bowie’s music, and how it gave her the courage to embrace her own chameleon-esque powers of artistic reinvention and genre-smashing personal growth.

    Well, she's an alien from outer space and a cybergirl without a face a heart or a mind, so it makes sense.

  • 'Almost killed me': Squirrel attacking residents in California town, sending at least 2 to hospital

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  • I've lived in and around forests my entire life and existed near innumerable squirrels. I even worked for a lady who fed squirrels, so I've been near squirrels who are overly used to humans. I have no idea what I'd do if one attacked me out of nowhere. I just leave them be, so it'd be like if a chair suddenly went for the throat as I walked past. I'm out here being careful to not startle a bear into attacking, like a fool.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    celeste @kbin.earth

    Is a monocle uncomfortable to wear?