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  • I was disappointed Cheryl Hines said she would divorce him if he joined up with Trump but they're still together.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    MGK thinks he's part alien, reveals his mother was previously abducted

    ew.com /mgk-alien-mother-abducted-11789272
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon

    www.politico.com /news/2025/08/04/nasa-china-space-station-duffy-directives-00492172
  • According to the article the president offhandedly suggested that a ballroom be built by his company around 15 years ago, and whoever he suggested it to correctly ignored this idiotic idea. So basically he's going to spend $200 million dollars of tax payer money building a ballroom where one already exists as an act of exceedingly petty revenge because someone hurt his precious delicate feelings over a decade ago.

    Seems pretty on brand

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Study Finds Water Isn't the Best Drink for Hydration

    www.mensjournal.com /health-fitness/study-finds-water-isnt-best-drink-hydration
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Anthropic’s new AI model threatened to reveal engineer's affair to avoid being shut down

    fortune.com /2025/05/23/anthropic-ai-claude-opus-4-blackmail-engineers-aviod-shut-down/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Ye storms out of interview after Piers Morgan gets his follower count wrong

    ew.com /kanye-west-storms-out-piers-morgan-interview-wrong-follower-count-11730013
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"

    www.torquenews.com /11826/cybertruck-owner-says-hes-thrilled-tesla-sold-him-defective-truck-he-adds-i-can-now-return/amp
  • Well, it's pretty clear that this is a way for the DEA to get other people to spread propaganda for them. They know the idea is unpopular so they're paying children to do their dirty work for them. They know there are at least a million kids on Instagram who will just do this for a free gift card regardless and they're trying to exploit them.

    Also it absolutely reeks of desperation. They're trying to force a viral movement in the most inorganic and insincere way possible. It's like if an unpopular teacher offered to pay her students to go around telling their friends about the benefits of doing extra homework.

    And it's worth mentioning one more time, they're exploiting children to spread their lies.

  • Yeah, he just literally shit his pants to dodge the draft, and then wrote a song about how much he likes banging 13 year old girls! Both Trump approved activities! He's good to go!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    DEA Promotes 'Anti-420 Day' Contest For Young People To 'Flood' Instagram With Marijuana Warnings

    www.marijuanamoment.net /dea-promotes-anti-420-day-contest-for-young-people-to-flood-instagram-with-marijuana-warnings/
  • I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged

    www.tmz.com /2024/07/09/margarita-poured-down-woman-butt-crack-georgia-rodeo-mexican-restaurant/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail

    www.cnn.com /2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html