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Lost_My_Mind

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  • As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)

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  • Well I wasn't think of that BEFORE you posted.....but I am NOW!!!

    UGH!!! Now I'm wondering if the bath water washes off his suntan and turns the water orange. YOU DID THIS!!! YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!

    burns your house down

    No jury would convict me.

  • US egg imports meant to drive prices down could be hit by tariffs

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  • Pretty sure that's how The Joker lives, just before he attempts to blow up a bomb in downtown Gotham.

    I guess you need to find a tall dark brooding man to emerge from the shadows and engage in fight sessions with predefined hard limits. Like Batman has a no guns rule. So Joker tries to edge him into breaking his own hard limit.

    Yes, I DID just make Batman/Joker into a bdsm lovers couple. Because that's what it is. All the villains, and Batman are all just acting out kink scenes in public. Thats why they all wear masks. They all know each others identities. The masks are to hide from the public. Not each other.

    Which brings me to the problematic side of Batman. There have been 5 different Robin's. All of whom were teenage boys when they adopted the roll. If it had only been one Robin, you could make the arguement that Batman saw something in him, and needed to mentor him.

    But 5??? That's just grooming.

  • US egg imports meant to drive prices down could be hit by tariffs

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  • ..... I'm not laughing.

  • North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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  • Are you not?

  • FBI alert issued as time traveling hackers attack—act now

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  • Upvoted for 2 reasons.

    1. I didn't have to read the article

    2. You were at 68 upvotes before I upvoted. Nice!

  • Alarm as Florida Republicans move to fill deported workers’ jobs with children: ‘It’s insane, right?’

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  • Are you saying Mexicans are lazy? Wow. That's a terrible take!

  • Alarm as Florida Republicans move to fill deported workers’ jobs with children: ‘It’s insane, right?’

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  • You say that like teens have the willpower and emotional control to do any of this. Those teens will absolutely walk off jobs because somebody looked at them funny, and now they have beef. And it won't be until after they get into a fist fight and get fired that they'll realise that was a mistake. Teenagers aren't methodical plotting analysts that understand what they're doing. Their body is going through hormonal changes, and it affects them all differently. There is no plan with them. The plan is they saw another kid give them the finger and now they're about to come to blows. The fact that they're wearing work uniforms while doing it isn't part of the plan.

  • DEA Promotes 'Anti-420 Day' Contest For Young People To 'Flood' Instagram With Marijuana Warnings

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  • If the DEA wanted to warn people of a real danger on the streets, they'd warn people about cops. Do you hsve ANY idea how many people cops kill every year? Yeah, me neither, because they don't publish the real numbers. They don't take accountability, they just hide everything.

  • Pirate's Booty founder stages Long Island mutiny, declares he's mayor and tries to fire village staff

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  • What are you talking about??? This guy is amazing!!! Loses a mayoral bid, doesn't accrpt those results, and then attempts to set people on fire??? This is great!!! This tv show is going to get amazing ratings!!!

    realizes it's not a tv show. It's real life

    .......yeah, ok, like this REALLY happened.....

    realizes it did

    .......we live in the dumbest timeline.

  • Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’

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  • Yeah......I feel like you think you're explaining some radical new information, when that same information is the foundation of my comment to begin with.

    Thanks Captain Plot-Summary!

  • Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’

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  • I do not remember trump selling beans. It honestly sounds more like something from the Carter playbook. I can imagine Carter with a nice little bean farm. I cannot envision trump doing even miniscale farming.

  • Trump voter says he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest

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  • I'd rather hear the George Carlin version.

  • Trump voter says he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest

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  • goes to fetlife and finds "exploit me daddy!" as one of the kinks

    .....the fuck?

  • MAGA pol who introduced bill on ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ arrested

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  • We're at a point where I don't even know what this headline is.

    Maga pol? What the fuck is a maga pol? What the hell is "trump derangement syndrome"?

    I do not understand life right now. Is this a trump ally being arrested? Or someone arrested for introducing a bill saying trump is deranged?

  • U.S. officials cracking down on people trying to bring valuable eggs across the border

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  • .............we live in the dumbest timeline.

  • Tesla Fans Furious at Video of Tesla Crashing Into Wall Painted Like Road

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  • me waving a little handheld flag on a tiny pole that just says "Brand loyalty"

    ........what? No medal???

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    'We're Working On It': Bannon Says Planning Underway for Trump 2028

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  • I mean fuck it. If trump is going to run in 2028, why NOT obama, right?

  • We Talked to the Inventors of the "Tamagotchi" Vape That Dies If You Stop Puffing

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  • The marlboro man is being awfully quiet. I mean, he died of lung cancer, but he's still oddly silent......not even a spirit in the clouds sorta thing.

  • 'Till death do us part,' Alberta woman tells undercover cop she hired to kill husband

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  • See, this is where all these murder mystery shows go wrong. Women just swarming to undercover cops to plot the murders. I'm fairly sure there is no hitman business in this country. It's cops all the way down.