Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail.
Cybertruck Driver Tests “Wade Mode” in Grapevine Lake, Test Ends with Bricked Truck & Driver in Jail.
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Not The Onion @lemmy.world Cybertruck Self-Destructs in Shallow Water… Leaving Questions About the Promised “Boat Mode”
Not The Onion @lemmy.world DHS Agents Arrest Man by Pretending to Be Stranded Motorists… A Ploy to Get The “Worst of the Worst” Who are Midwest Nice
Not The Onion @lemmy.world ICE Agents Surge Into Minneapolis, Immediately Thwarted by Actual Ice
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Las Vegas Police Touted New “Bulletproof” Cybertrucks. The Only Problem? They Aren’t Bulletproof.
Too Dumb To Imagine @europe.pub Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection & Runs a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”
A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world Two Tesla Robotaxis Use Center of Four-Lane Road for Pickup and Dropoff… With One Getting Stuck for 4 Minutes
Too Dumb To Imagine @europe.pub Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews”
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Elon Musk Promises Grok in Tesla Vehicles By Next Week… as the New Grok 4 Blames “Anti-White Hate” on “Jews”
Technology @lemmy.world The Cause of Grok’s Increasing Antisemitism? Apparently, Two Lines of Code (Update: One of the Lines of Code Was Removed)
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Tesla Will Now Let You Finance Your EV Repairs… With Interest Rates as High as 36% APR
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Robotaxi Drives Double the Speed Limit, Hits Speed Bumps at Full Speed… Tesla Influencers Describe It as “Excellent.”
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Tesla Robotaxi Drops Off Passengers in Middle of Intersection… Handpicked Riders Say the “Performance Was Great”
Too Dumb To Imagine @europe.pub Self-Driving Tesla Fails School Bus Test, Hitting Child-Size Dummies… Meanwhile, Robo-Taxis Hit the Road in 2 Weeks.
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Tesla Owners are Installing DIY Rip Cords to Avoid Being Trapped in Their Vehicles in Case of Fire
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Canada Freezes $43M in Suspicious Tesla Rebates. Tesla’s Claim of 1.5 Sales Per Minute Prompts Government to “Fully Examine Each Claim Individually.”
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Self-Driving Tesla Crashes into Wall Painted to Look Like a Road… Just Months Before Planned Robotaxi Launch
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Cybertruck Totaled in King of Hammers Parking Lot Before the Race Even Starts
Not The Onion @lemmy.world Dodge Chargers Now Have Pop-Up Ads at Every Stoplight... Just What Nobody Asked For
Per the Cybertruck warranty:
"This New Vehicle Limited Warranty does not cover any vehicle damage or malfunction directly or indirectly caused by, due to, or resulting from...
... The environment or an act of God, including, but not limited to, exposure to sunlight, airborne chemicals, tree sap, animal or insect droppings, ... water, contamination, lightning and other environmental conditions"
So, if you get all bricked up in the car wash, you're now the proud owner of a $100,000 rust brick.