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  • This is some Black Mirror shit.

  • Because you are smiling at the fünny joke

  • Wouldn't rerouting be more fuel-intensive in most scenarios, though? I feel like burning more fuel to make fewer clouds isn't the right play.

  • I think you underestimate how popular AI dating has become lately.

  • And you all really thought she had a better chance than sleepy Joe?

    Nobody thought that. We weren't given a choice, though.

  • Am I the only one that thinks 15% is way too high of a chance to be rolling the dice like that? I've played enough XCOM to know that even a 99% success rate will still bite you in the ass.

  • He had Charlie Kirk on before he got kirked.

    Here's to hoping that lightning strikes twice, then. 🤞

  • Shoot him, anyway.

  • I'm starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

  • So glad I left that shithole state. Tired of Ken "Securities Fraud" Paxton wasting my tax dollars on frivolous bullshit like this.

  • Grand Old Pedophiles

  • I'm sorry, what sort of "hacktivist" group targets water treatment plants? That's not hactivism, that's terrorism.

  • ... themselves. They're coming for themselves. Republicans literally want Sharia law, just with lighter complexion.

  • Yeah, I don't think it's mold. Or demons. Dude's 120% back on the benzos.

  • engaged to someone that appears to be a Magat

    Where do you get this from? I'm not super caught-up with Taylor Swift's lore, but I know that Kelce is largely progressive, and has quietly supported Kamala.

  • "Do you want to be as dead as this dead fuck? Then sign right up!"

  • It's unbelievable how they've politicized and weaponized politics, it's incredible.

    Ah yes, democrats have politicized politics. I swear, I've never seen a clip where Bartiromo doesn't look and sound absolutely sloshed.

  • You're not thinking like a lawyer.

    "Your honor, the defendant viciously and recklessly launched a dangerous substance - known to scientists as 'dihydrogen monoxide' - at my client. This chemical compound is commonly used in industrial cleaning operations and as a coolant in nuclear reactors. We seek damages up to $10,000,000,000 for pain and suffering."

  • Texas @lemmy.world

    Texas hemp ban bill dies (again)

    www.politico.com /news/2025/09/04/texas-hemp-ban-bill-dies-00543897
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million after burger had onions on it

    www.kens5.com /article/news/local/texas/houston-texas-man-sues-whataburger-1-million-burger-onions/273-196d97b2-093e-4a73-adbe-0839005671e2