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  • Consume, citizen.

  • AI detection system detects black person.

    WONTFIX: Working as intended.

  • It's not my fault that Buttle's heart condition penis didn't appear on Tuttle's file!

  • Our senators have got skulls on them. Are.. are we the baddies?

  • I often think we should let in anybody who wants to work, as long as they take one of ours that don't...

  • That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.

  • Maxwell Tent: just because you're homeless, doesn't mean you can't enjoy great coffee. Well, it does, because this is swill not fit to rinse your drains with, but you know...

  • Hang on lads, I've got an idea.

  • What if the rapture did happen but none of them were worthy?

  • And lo, Charles did look down upon the leper, and he did pronounce "ugh, get a job!"

  • Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.

  • Except maybe it could dispense drinks from it's neck hole.

  • I can see this now as a Street Fighter level background.

  • The wooden spoon is $800.

  • So, reject everything and let appeals sort it out.

    We got you fam.

  • You're not fooling anyone you know?

  • Of course I know him. He's me.

  • You never know when one of those cheeky crossings will turn gay on you.

    I looked at the sky the other day after a bit of rain. Boom. Gay. Just like that. It could happen to any of us.

  • Also, his penis could actually get erect.